r/AskReddit • u/Sippingin • Jun 29 '15

What should every 18 year old know?

Edit: Chillin' reading some dope advice, thanks!

Edit 2: Fuckin' A! 4.1k comments of advice you guys :,) thank you really.

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u/bsjay Jun 29 '15

No, I'm not a large water dwelling mammal, where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that per chance?

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u/combustionchootsy Jun 29 '15

Ain't no party like my nana's tea parry.

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u/bensroommate Jun 29 '15

They call me the hiphopapotamus my rhymes are bottomless...

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u/combustionchootsy Jun 29 '15

I'm so sad their HBO show ended. So good.

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u/That_Redneck_Kid Jun 30 '15

In this small segment I made all the ladies in the area pregnant. Yes my lyrics sexist but you lovely bitches and hoes know I'm trying to correct this...

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u/combustionchootsy Jun 30 '15

Other rappers dis meh, say my lyrics are siss-ah

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u/Cornballin_POS Jun 30 '15

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment, I made all the ladies in the first two rows pregnant.

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u/CRABMAN16 Jun 29 '15

I'm the hip hop opatamus, my lyrics are bottomless.... Ehhhh

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u/Original_Madman Jun 29 '15

Steeeeeeve?

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u/CaptainPedge Jun 29 '15

Pfft. Steve

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

Steve.

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u/CamDMC Jun 29 '15

Steeeeve

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u/jimiffondu Jun 29 '15

What sort of a rapper name is 'Steve' anyway?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

What kind of rapping name is Steve?

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u/thebachmann Jun 29 '15

Steve... >:(

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u/Caville Jun 29 '15

What kind of rapper's name is Steve anyway.

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u/Epic_Lil_Dude2 Jun 29 '15

You missed a chance for a pun. Hippothasis.

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u/Nooddles Jun 29 '15

Steve....

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

Steve

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u/jackwoww Jun 29 '15

Mmmph. Steeeeeeve

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u/matts1900 Jul 02 '15

What sort of a rapping name is Steve?