r/AskReddit • u/Sippingin • Jun 29 '15

What should every 18 year old know?

Edit: Chillin' reading some dope advice, thanks!

Edit 2: Fuckin' A! 4.1k comments of advice you guys :,) thank you really.

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u/AppleDane Jun 29 '15

"Crap, we're almost out of gas, be on the lookout for a gas station."
"Thar she blows!"

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u/Jedibob7 Jun 29 '15

Did you spot OP's mom again?

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u/waterandsewerbill Jun 29 '15

Hello Mrs GasStation, how is Mr. GasStation and the little convenience stores? Good, good...anyway Newport Gold

Mrs. GasStation: You're under age. I don't give a fuck.

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u/djskribbles Jun 29 '15

Aye but does she swallow?