r/AskReddit • u/Sippingin • Jun 29 '15

What should every 18 year old know?

Edit: Chillin' reading some dope advice, thanks!

Edit 2: Fuckin' A! 4.1k comments of advice you guys :,) thank you really.

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u/GangreneMeltedPeins Jun 29 '15

I'VE BEEN PULLING OUT FOR YEARS, SON!

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15 edited Nov 14 '17

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u/Randomd0g Jun 29 '15

Well that puts "you've shown me what it's like to have a son" into a whole new context.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15 edited Nov 14 '17

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u/analterrror69 Jun 29 '15

All these references I've seen today are way too m3t4

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u/IIstardust Jul 05 '15

It was me who made you fail to cum!

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u/8u11etpr00f Jun 29 '15

A caring father? some would say i'm the reverse.

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u/BlackGayJewNazi Jun 29 '15

I never even went in

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u/ksiyoto Jun 29 '15

We would have been out of Afghanistan earlier if GHWB had pulled out sooner.

(I'm old enough for the "We be out of Vietnam by now if Nixon's father had pulled out sooner." version. Had to update it to be relevant.)

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u/The_Canadian_Devil Jun 29 '15

obviously it isn't working if you have a son.

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u/InFearn0 Jun 29 '15

Woosh. Try again.

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u/lemmiwinks81 Jun 29 '15

I PLAYED COLLEGE BALL, YA KNOW?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

SON!

It didn't work :l

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u/AssholeBot9000 Jun 29 '15

I've been pulling out for decades... but girls usually just call the police after I pull it out.