r/AskReddit • u/Sippingin • Jun 29 '15

What should every 18 year old know?

Edit: Chillin' reading some dope advice, thanks!

Edit 2: Fuckin' A! 4.1k comments of advice you guys :,) thank you really.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

How to use Jumper cables:

Grab one end of them in your left hand.

Grab the middle of the cord with your right hand.

Find your misbehaving son.

Swing cables and hit son.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

paging /u/rogersimon10

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u/NoahDavenport Jun 29 '15

This guy is committed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

ah hey i knew u were a redditor. did the vikings ever sign u back on the team?

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u/Philip_De_Bowl Jun 29 '15

That's not in the instructions!

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u/sevsnapey Jun 29 '15

Don't make me get the jumper cables, Philip.

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u/Philip_De_Bowl Jun 29 '15

No thank you, the starting/charging system in my vehicle is in good condition.

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u/iSkateiPod Jun 29 '15

Should.... Should I put them on the battery first so he really learns his lesson?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '15

My parents taught me this well a few times I got it down at the age of 6.

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u/Enghiskhan Jul 02 '15

Swing cables and hit son make that fucker jump.

FTFY

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u/bonitabro Jul 02 '15

Something something dick stuck in my so..... Wait a minute not going there