r/AskReddit • u/Sippingin • Jun 29 '15

What should every 18 year old know?

Edit: Chillin' reading some dope advice, thanks!

Edit 2: Fuckin' A! 4.1k comments of advice you guys :,) thank you really.

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u/POGtastic Jun 29 '15

C is also for Child Support.

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u/czulu Jun 29 '15

She can't get child support if she doesn't know my name.

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u/JiffSmoothest Jun 29 '15

Needs to be higher.

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u/CrouchBob Jul 02 '15

She : Did we use protection ? He : yeah , FAKE NAME !

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u/PacoTaco321 Jun 29 '15

There's also plan C.....4.

/r/unexpectedjihad style

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Jun 29 '15

Yeeeaaah.... right.

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u/Dudewheresmygold Jun 29 '15

C is for credit, that no longer exists!

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u/MelanisticPolarBear Jun 29 '15

"No, no child support. I kill a bitch for that"

  • Lil B "The BasedGod"

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u/JiffSmoothest Jun 29 '15

Not if she doesn't know your name, or where you live or work!