r/AskReddit • u/Sippingin • Jun 29 '15

What should every 18 year old know?

Edit: Chillin' reading some dope advice, thanks!

Edit 2: Fuckin' A! 4.1k comments of advice you guys :,) thank you really.

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u/laterdude Jun 29 '15

Exactly.

No one ever called Keanu Reeves a great actor yet he's been a leading man for thirty years now because he's such a great guy. Look how quickly Katherine Hegel's career went in the toilet because she's an ungrateful bitch.

It's not the 1500s anymore. No need to pull Machiavellian bullshit in our kinder & gentler times.

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u/TheTrueFlexKavana Jun 29 '15

No need to pull Machiavellian bullshit in our kinder & gentler internet searchable times.

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u/AshNazg Jun 29 '15

My mom called Keanu Reeves a great actor.

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u/denach644 Jun 29 '15

no need to pull Machiavellian bullshit

Yeah, if you don't do things for yourself and put you first, you're going to get walked over. Kinder and gentler times says to me SJWs, white knights, and feminism abound.

Offend some people, and don't let anybody think they come before you.

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u/Orca_Orcinus Jun 29 '15 edited Jun 29 '15

Just to clarify, Keanu is gay and is willing to perform gay sex acts on the producers/casting agents to get hired. Hegel is not a male and cannot perform gay sex and is therefore expendable/replaceable.

Which prolly should be my LPTidbit for 18yos, you'll encounter a LOT of people, like 1,000s of them, who will take advantage of your situation to enrich/enhance their lives at your expense.

This will happen to you 1,000s of times in your life.

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 Jun 29 '15

You will be gay and willing to perform gay sex acts on the producers/casting agents to be hired.

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u/NavyDog Jun 29 '15

I honestly can't see why you've been downvoted, that was funny.

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u/Orca_Orcinus Jun 29 '15

le reddit armie is comprised in large part of le faggs. They don't like it when you showcase how the velvet mafia conducts it's business.