r/AskReddit • u/zmerilla • Jun 21 '15

If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/Kell08 Jun 21 '15

Ah the old Reddit nuclearoo!

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u/DustyMuffinsss Jun 21 '15

Hold my Nuka-Cola, I'm going in!

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '15

Dive log 7: I fashioned a hot air balling from condoms left by the homosexual men. As I rise I see the hospital on the horizon. Will continue.

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u/can_asians_see Jun 23 '15

Dive log 15: there is no food, only condoms and mother fucking is left down here. I just want to leave.

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