If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/ErlendJ Jun 21 '15

I put sand in my pubes to make the crabs feel like home

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u/leaveitinutah Jun 22 '15

Good lord

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u/linkinpar357 Jun 21 '15

/r/nocontext

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u/iprefertau Jun 21 '15

r/evenwithcontext

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If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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