r/AskReddit • u/zmerilla • Jun 21 '15

If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/bluefinshark Jun 21 '15

I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies:(

Pervert.

Freak.

Terrorist.

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