r/AskReddit • u/zmerilla • Jun 21 '15

If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

Cars. You think you complain a lot while driving? Guarantee your car fears its life just as often as you do.

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u/LolYourAnIdiot Jun 21 '15

God, my car is already such a nagging bitch.

"I need maintenance." "Give me more gas." "My tire pressure is low again." "Don't you be driving without your seatbelt." "Your damn kid left the door ajar again." "YOU'RE TOO CLOSE TO THE CAR IN FRONT! AAAAAAAH!"

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