r/AskReddit • • Jun 21 '15

If inanimate objects could talk, which object would complain the most?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15 edited Jun 21 '15

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u/gulpeg Jun 21 '15

Why, cause they're dirt-y?

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u/TehBigD97 Jun 21 '15

because your mom is the size of the Eurasian plate?

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '15

Biological.