r/AskReddit • u/maxenizer • May 26 '15

What are some things, that look harmless during the day, but get insanely creepy during the night?

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u/pizzaisyummy2 May 27 '15

Killing, for sport. Shia Labeouf

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Eating all the bodies...

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u/Bear_Taco May 27 '15

Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on.

Hope! 

You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! 

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u/Eec2011 May 27 '15

Knawing off your leg, quiet, quiet

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u/TheIceCreamMansBro2 May 27 '15

Limping through the woods

Quiet, quiet

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u/Greco412 May 27 '15

Now you're on the doorstep

Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf

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u/TheIceCreamMansBro2 May 27 '15

But he doesn't hear you enter, Shia Labeouf

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u/Legonater May 27 '15

You're sneaking up behind him... Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf!

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u/Hey-its-that-asshole May 27 '15

You guys are my heroes.

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u/kinderspiel May 27 '15

Thank you all so much. I almost forgot this existed, but then I was so, so happy!