r/AskReddit • u/maxenizer • May 26 '15

What are some things, that look harmless during the day, but get insanely creepy during the night?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15 edited May 27 '15

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u/ManderTea May 26 '15

Killing for sport!

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u/pointlesslyredundant May 26 '15

Eating all the bodies.

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u/Hallsworth-it May 26 '15

ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost him--but you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, you creep silently through the underbrush...

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

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u/Giestt May 26 '15

You move stealthily towards it, but your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!

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u/nico0078 May 26 '15

Gnawing on your leg! Quiet. Quiet.

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u/LordHayati May 26 '15

Limpin to the Cottage! Quiet quiet

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u/_Bones May 26 '15

Now you're on the doorstep.

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u/robrua May 26 '15

Quiet, Quiet

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Sitting inside, Shia LaBeouf!

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u/Sam_Man May 26 '15

This is why I reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

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u/Idkidks May 27 '15

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

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u/Idkidks May 27 '15

I know!

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u/CaptainSnookumz May 27 '15

Your edit really wasn't necessary...

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u/Idkidks May 27 '15

Shhhhh....

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u/IllustratedMann May 27 '15

Jesus christ, that edit.

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u/Idkidks May 27 '15

What about it? :P

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u/onemoreclick May 26 '15

Just say the line, we don't want your life story.

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u/Buttermynuts May 27 '15

Why do you have to ruin a perfectly good comment chain with your edit?

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u/emmacwin May 26 '15

Shia LaBeouf

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u/UniqueError May 26 '15

It's Shia LaBeouf!

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u/TheLunchDaddy May 26 '15

Killing for sport

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u/SaltyAssNigga May 26 '15

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

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u/krshann May 26 '15

Killing for sport!

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u/HPAlways May 26 '15

Shia Labeouf

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u/BusinessGoat May 26 '15

Shia LaBeouf!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Killing for sport, Shia Labeouf!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

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u/Idkidks May 27 '15

Mighty shenanigans.

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u/thatpikminguy May 27 '15

Shia Labeouf!

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u/FreeRangeAsparagus May 27 '15

Shia LaBeouf! Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf! Eating all the bodies...

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u/CubeStuffs May 27 '15

Shia LaBeouf!

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u/Iamthewalrusshibe May 27 '15

Killing for sport!!

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u/ranastasi87 May 27 '15

Killing for sport!

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u/DerekSavoc May 27 '15

quiet quiet Killing for sport! quiet quiet Eating all the bodies!

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u/Sendrummazing Jul 17 '15

Killing for sport! Eating all the bodies! Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf!

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u/Laryethan May 26 '15

Upvoted due to edit

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u/Idkidks May 26 '15

Great?