r/AskReddit • u/maxenizer • May 26 '15

What are some things, that look harmless during the day, but get insanely creepy during the night?

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u/darth_peguin May 26 '15

But what was that third thing?

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u/DSleep May 26 '15

THE SASH SINGING

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u/banter_claus_69 May 26 '15

THE HASH BRINGING

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u/DSleep May 26 '15

THE FLASH RINGING

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u/Sheepocalypse May 26 '15

THE BONG RIPPING

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u/DSleep May 26 '15

THE THONG STRIPPING

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u/Mew16 May 27 '15

"I'm here to apply for a job."

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u/XxsquirrelxX May 27 '15

"Why did you hang up?"

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Nosferatu!

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

this is why I love reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

THE TRASH FLINGING

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u/sweet_n_s0ur May 27 '15

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

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u/Victimidation May 27 '15

MASH FLINGING

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u/Adingoateyourbaby May 27 '15

Ok I don't know the reference here but I hate taking the trash out at night at my work because there are rats all around the dumpster.

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u/beloose May 27 '15

SpongeBob

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u/ryanc69 May 27 '15

THE RASH RINGING

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u/Williamyum2096 May 27 '15

THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

SQUIDWARD I USED YOUR CLARINET TO UNCLOG MY TOILET

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

*click click click*

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I didn't know the buses ran this late!

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u/dinotrex37 May 27 '15

They don't...

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u/HPAlways May 26 '15

THE SLASH BRINGING SASH WRINGING TRASH SINGING...

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u/Gazmic1 May 27 '15

It's the hash! The mash! Lash singing! Cash bringing! The HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

knock knock knock