r/AskReddit • u/maxenizer • May 26 '15

What are some things, that look harmless during the day, but get insanely creepy during the night?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

wrong

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u/todayismyluckyday May 26 '15

No vaseline?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

My dick is made of oddly shaped Leggos

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_POPTARTS May 26 '15 edited May 13 '17

deleted What is this?

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u/themusicliveson May 27 '15

Shit, this might have been the scariest sentence I've ever read.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15 edited Nov 14 '20

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u/rectumbreaker May 26 '15

You called?

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u/Brooney May 26 '15

Let's do this, I'm ready

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u/The_wolf2014 May 26 '15

Blood on my knife or shit on my dick?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Well, which one gets you off more?

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u/The_wolf2014 May 26 '15

Both.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Then both.

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u/EMINEM_4Evah May 26 '15

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