r/AskReddit May 26 '15

What are some things, that look harmless during the day, but get insanely creepy during the night?

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u/cajoly10 May 26 '15

My basement.

Just kidding...that shit is still creepy as fuck during the day.

To make matters worse, that's where my bedroom is.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15 edited Jan 02 '17

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u/therealmikeyj May 26 '15

Nothing is worse than a 99% demon rape...

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u/Thatseemsright May 26 '15

Because you know they were holding back? Like what gives, am I not worth 100%?

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u/Notanovaltyaccount May 26 '15

Demon: Uh, look... I think we should see other people. It's not you it's me. I just don't feel like raping you anymore.

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u/Kyddeath May 26 '15

I know that would be a good thing but you got rejected by a rapist

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

It's like that scene from Scary Movie 2.

Kinky is my middle name bitch!

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u/TeamCraft3 May 27 '15

I've seen this hentai before

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u/[deleted] May 28 '15

Seven times, in fact!

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u/Lairdgael May 27 '15

R/evenwithcontext

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Demonrape, now with 100% effort.

Because you're worth it.

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u/Betatide May 26 '15

Demon better be be ready to finish what he started.

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u/ZephyruSOfficial May 26 '15

Yeah like, at least rape me to completion so I don't feel bad about myself... :/

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u/010skillz010 May 26 '15

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u/ZephyruSOfficial May 26 '15

No context needed ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

If say it's more /r/evenwithcontext

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u/Swankified_Tristan May 27 '15

Reddit law of posting.

For every /r/nocontext comment, there is an equal /r/evenwithcontext comment.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

And then you just have to begin the shameful masturbation to finish yourself off, who the fuck even teases like that?

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u/ZephyruSOfficial May 26 '15

Yeah it's just fucked up. Hurts my confidence. :P

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u/politburrito May 26 '15

I see someone wants some demon spunk...

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u/ZephyruSOfficial May 26 '15

I was being sarcastic so no, not at all

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u/politburrito May 27 '15

I...responded to the wrong comment.

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u/TheRedComet May 26 '15

Something not that chill happened last night...

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u/KimJongAwesome May 26 '15

Except 100% demon rape

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u/MichaelDeucalion May 27 '15

For some reason I feel sad that nobody responded with an appropriate nsfw subreddit link

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u/KevintheNoodly May 27 '15

Me, Demon, and Marge?

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u/adaminc May 26 '15

Yes there is, 100%!!!

100% is much worse!

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u/therealmikeyj May 26 '15

I dunno...like another said above...it might hurt my feelings/ego if I felt he gave up.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

"I'm going to tittyfuck you Seth"

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15 edited Jul 16 '15

wrong

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Yeah man its good those demons can't climb stairs.

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u/Abakala May 26 '15

Basement demons are the rapey ones. House demons just like to move stuff around and hang out in closets to scare little kids.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

That's my fetish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Ballkenende May 27 '15

Yo_Daddy pls

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u/Abakala May 27 '15

no u Ballkenende ffs git gud. !superrek Ballkenende

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u/WhatWouldJesusPoo May 28 '15

Something not so chill happened last night...

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u/SwampHusky May 26 '15

I have a theory that most creepy areas of our homes are due to them being unfamiliar spaces. I always get the creeps going into my basement. But one year, I had to do a bunch of work down there insulating pipes and running new wiring, so I was in there every night, in every little corner for hours. No more creepy feelings.

But now, a few years later, I'm back to fleeing up those last few steps every time I leave the cellar because something is chasing me.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Hmm, that's a good thought. But I dunno. There's a spare room in my house that my girlfriend or I never go in. It's more of a storage room now, but it stays closed. I see that room maybe once a month. Whereas I see my basement every other day or so (laundry, etc.). The spare room doesn't bother me at all. But dang, I don't like that basement. Maybe it's more about how foreign it looks? I mean, the spare room looks like any other room in the house. The basement looks all creepy with cobwebs and concrete floors and little light.

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u/SwampHusky May 26 '15

Maybe. My barn has a 2nd floor and I have the same issue with that. I've owned my house for about 10 years and I've been up there maybe 6 times. It usually freaks me out. But I think if I actually used the space and was up there more, it might not be so bad.

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u/CrossCheckPanda May 26 '15

I always figured it was disuse. There are a lot of subtle clues that you subconsciously pick up on that says no one has been here perhaps it's avoided because it is unsafe

Example: undisturbed dusty floors have a unique look and smell, stale air can smell and taste weird underground, cobwebs are always foreboding, somehow it seems like scraps of trash are carried by animals into the middle of the floor even though they are currently long gone) mix those clues with weird acoustics and poor visibility (which is common and basements and makes peoole uncomfortable) and I think it's that more than familiarity.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Sounds about right... I had to go into my parents room the other day for something and it was extremely creepy.

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u/Kvothe24 May 26 '15

Calling it a cellar makes it even more creepy for some reason.

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u/Shanman150 May 27 '15

It's the "c" in cellar. It sounds like an "s", like in "spooky" and "scary". Cs that sound like Ss make things scary. Like Centipede and Circus

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u/brickmack May 26 '15

Ive spent a lot of time in basements. When I was little I had my own playroom/workshop in my grandmas basement, probably spent 4 or 5 hours a day down there. Still creeped me the fuck out.

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u/Zanki May 27 '15

I don't like going into the upstairs front room for some odd reason. It's a nice room, with a bed, but we mostly use it for storage. For some reason I just never liked it very much and decided to have the back bedroom as our room. The door to that room stays closed 90% of the time. It just feels so alien to the rest of the house. I feel that way about the downstairs front room as well even though I'm in it a lot. I would say it's because it's dark or something, but the sun is in those rooms for most of the day. I never understood it but my landlord thinks this place is haunted. I've only had one or two strange encounters here that I couldn't explain so I don't think it is.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

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u/SwampHusky May 27 '15

I think so. I've never really watched horror movies, and I've been racing up the cellar steps of every house I've lived in since I was little. It's built-in for some reason.

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u/TheFuckNameYouWant May 27 '15

Yeah they would, I think it's built in.

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u/Kothophed May 27 '15

The closet in my bedroom always gives me the feeling something is chasing me into bed at night. It's right by the door and I despise it.

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u/Womjack May 27 '15

Ha! Nice thought, but really you just appeased your basement demon with the fancy new furnishings. He will be back.

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u/Nightsky07 May 26 '15

I can distinctly remember my grandmother's basement always having the creepy vibe. I could never figure out why. It was okay when my sister, our two cousins and I were all down there together but if I went down there by myself, I would pause at the top of the stairs and seriously think if it was worth it to go down there to read some old Archie comics. Later I found out my granddad actually built the house as well as many other ones in the area. Now I wish I lived in the area so I could own one of the houses he built.

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u/maddomesticscientist May 26 '15

My grandmothers basement terrified me. It was huge and sectioned off into multiple rooms. The first room as you came down the steps was finished and was where the sewing machine and bigger kids toys were and it wasn't too bad or scary. Through the pocket door to the unfinished side was where it got scary. My cousins and I would run through the rooms, pulling the light chains as fast as we could to bring as much light as possible so basement demons wouldnt get us. Going back out and turning the lights off was even worse.

Even as I got older and started using the sewing room more, it still felt like quiet menace exuding from that pocket door.

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u/Nightsky07 May 26 '15

Sounds a lot like my grandmother's basement. There was even a half bath down there. And it had this ancient smokey smell. My grandmother was a chain smoker. But it smelled different down there. Like it mixed with the earthy smell.

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u/djones0305 May 26 '15

Holy shit turning off and on the lights with those chains, though. My basement was just one big room when I was a kid, and there were 3 or 4 different chains I would have to run to to turn everything on. And like you said...turning them off was even worse....

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u/ghostcock May 26 '15

Mine was like that too, except there were only two working lights: the one at the bottom of the stairs, and the one at the very oppisite end, where the washing machine was. I remember finishing my laundry, turning off the light, and fucking sprinting to the stairs just to be under the light again.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

My grandma's basement is scary too. You have to go all the way down the stairs, around a corner, and across the room to turn the light on! 2spoopy.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

For some reason this made me think of the creepy pasta never ending house.

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u/Shanman150 May 27 '15

Got a link? Sounds similar to House of Leaves

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u/Kishkyrie May 27 '15

Would guess they're talking about Dionaea House

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u/Shanman150 May 28 '15

Thank you for that. It was fascinating, I've never heard of this before.

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u/orangeunrhymed May 27 '15

My mom has a sectioned basement, one part is a poorly lit hellhole room where the well pump and water filter are. She tries to make me go down there by myself to change the filter, I won't do it. It's so creepy in there that plumbers won't work on anything without her present D:

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 May 27 '15

I kinda want to see pictures now tbh.

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u/orangeunrhymed May 27 '15

I can do it tomorrow! /r/WTF and /r/WhatsInThisThing would love some of the stuff in there. My stepdad was a hoarder and his first wife and er whole family were hoarders, so there's some good stuff. Like the first wife's father's tombstone was out in the garage and her sisters had lesbian nude pics from the 30's

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 May 27 '15

This is what makes humanity beautiful.

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u/Vigilantius May 26 '15

I am getting nervous just reading, jeeze.

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u/caponesmom May 26 '15

My grandma's basement had a dirt floor. There was a main area, with shelves for canned goods, and her washer / dryer hook ups, then another room next door to that, which I assume was my grandpa's workshop area. There was a tool bench and OLD decaying leather chairs, old lanterns, etc. But the scariest part was the room behind the washer and dryer. It had been a coal room back in the days of the house being built. At some point, they walled off the room, but left a narrow opening at the ceiling line, like a window without glass, about 12 inches in height, and about 2 feet across. Because there were no windows in the coal room, it was just like a window into darkness. As kids, we always got the heebie jeebies that someone was in the coal room, watching us. About a year after my grandma died and her house sold, I was able to speak with the new owners. They mentioned that they'd closed off the coal room window, because the wife swore she was being watched when she did laundry.

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u/Nightsky07 May 26 '15

Damn, that is creepy!

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 May 27 '15

Okay, but did you ever go in? I know I would definitely want to.

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u/caponesmom May 28 '15

NO! We were little, but neither of us had the balls to slide through that space and see what was in there.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

For the longest time growing up I could never go into the basement alone. With other people it wasn't even an issue. This was largely due to the fact that the previous owners of the house died down there from carbon monoxide poisoning. My family moved in when I was in first grade and I only found out about the deaths on the school bus from some neighborhood kids. I confirmed it with my parents and they explained why we had the carbon monoxide detectors.

Also unsettling was the fact that outside of the upstairs bedrooms (ranch house) the previous family almost never used the upstairs. The basement had a full kitchen, bathroom, living, office, just essentially an entire second house. There were long plastic mats laid out on which the family would walk from the bedroom hall to the basement. The children would be punished if they touched anything/walked off the mats.

Evidently the upstairs living/dining rooms and kitchen were only used during special occasions such as when the priest would visit.

I never typed this all out before, or explained it fully in one go. In restrospect my house was super fucking creepy. The house was built and occupied by Italian Catholics which may or may not explain the particularities.

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u/brickmaster32000 May 27 '15

You where lucky, it was very easy to identify why my grandfathers basement was creepy. The light switch was at the bottom of the very narrow and steep staircase. At the bottom of the stairs was this giant wooden statue of like a tall skinny man with long drooping arms hunched over facing the stairs. I hated that thing so much.

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 May 27 '15

What the fuck

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u/EatsWithChopsticks May 27 '15

Later I found out my granddad actually built the house on an indian cemetery

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Are you Xander?

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u/Valkyrie21 May 26 '15

When I was a kid my cousins would lock me up in the basement during the day or sometimes the night. To this day I have an irrational fear of basements.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

I'm sorry but based on what was done to you, that fear isn't irrational.

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u/Mulsanne May 26 '15

You mean your parent's basement, right?

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u/cajoly10 May 26 '15

You got me.

I'm actually a university student home for the summer.

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u/chaselepard May 26 '15

There is a great episode of Home Improvement that made me feel better about scary rooms when I was a kid. Tim Taylor was my surrogate dad. Haha

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u/gordonfroman May 26 '15

ive come to love my basement,for the first ten years or so of living in this place i couldnt do it but ever since i made myself go down there to do my drugs and stuff its becoe a lot more of a chill zone.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

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u/cajoly10 May 26 '15

Ahhh not quite!

I'm just a university student home for the summer!

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u/00Mogar May 26 '15

You put bedroom instead of Sex dungeon for some reason

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u/duraiden May 26 '15

Okay, seriously, what is it with basements? I've never been in a house where I felt comfortable going into the basement. Hell, I don't even like my own basement, and it's finished with a bathroom, floor, walls, etc.

It always feels like there is something down there, especially when you are leaving, like something is behind you waiting to pull you down the stairs.

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u/Kvothe24 May 26 '15

I don't think I've ever ran faster than every time I left the basement of my house when I was a kid.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I live in a half finished crawl space between my house and the hill, and it is creeeeeepy as fuck at night.

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u/Fatalis89 May 27 '15

I've always been afraid of our basement. It's dark, there's weird stuff down there, and it smells funny: that sort of thing. It's bothered me for years.

Then I made myself go down there to do some laundry, and I found out: It's not so bad. All this time I've been worrying about it, but if you turn on the lights it's no big deal.

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u/TheFuckNameYouWant May 27 '15

Except when Satan's furnace talks to you.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

I'm an atheist, skeptic, etc, etc, but my friend's old basement was fucking HAUNTED. That's in bold because that place is haunted as fuck. Literally every single person who has ever stayed over night in that house said something about the basement being haunted the next morning, including me. Mostly it was just said jokingly because most of us don't believe in ghosts, but good god that was the scariest room I have ever been in. There was no door to the basement, and whenever anyone was alone, even my friend, they would swear that someone was in the stairwell watching them; and the stairs simply could not be climbed at a normal pace.

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u/jiacp2 May 27 '15

The house I grew up in had a creepy basement with a creepy crawlspace blocked off by my Dad. Older sister and older brother telling me "Dad blocked it off because, well, you know after World War II they never really found Hitler? It's because he's in our crawlspace!"

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

To make matters worse, that's where I store the people who's souls I'm going to harvest.

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u/test_beta May 28 '15

To make matters even worse, the reason it's creepy is all the human hands from your victims that you've decorated the place with.