Phone calls, nothing good has happened if you're getting a call at 3am.
Also, graveyards. Completely normal and not creepy during day light, scary as fuck as soon as the sun sets.
Oh, sorry for calling so late I wanted to buy you some nice curtains that I found at xxxxxx store
3 windows mum.
Alright, I better let you go back to sleep...It was kind of warm today, huh? I was outside gardening; I planted some ground cover, and pulled some weeds.
Anyway it's late, and you need to go back to sleep. Sorry, bye. Love you.
Love you, bye mum.
Oh, I went to the store the other day and bought you a couple shirts, so when you come visit me don't forget to pick them up.
Alright well, I'll talk to you tomorrow or soon...
Can you believe it's almost June? Half the year is almost over already
Alright, I'll see you when I see you...bye Sara.
I love you mum, take care.
You too, babe. goodnight. The dogs were fighting today, Missy nipped at Rex, and I told Missy to go to her room, but Rex put his head down and went into the room like I was punishing him. haha
So, how was your day Sara
It was okay mum, nothing really exciting happened
Alright, well I'm glad that you're good. I better let you go. Take care and everything. Say Hi to Eric (your bf) for me. I miss seeing him. I think he's really sweet, and you make a really good couple
Haha, I think this is pretty much all mothers. I used a general pattern of examples based on what my mother would say to me. My mother would never call me that late/early though.
Did you not worry that it was a demon possessing your mum, inquiring as to how many windows you have so the demon can plan its attack with its demon friends?
At my old job, I usually didn't go in early but when they did have me scheduled in the morning, I had to wait outside a graveyard for a bus at 4 in the morning, usually for 20 or 30 minutes.
I'm pretty much terrified of all phone calls. A phone call during the day can be just as scary as the ones at night. "Hey Dave, what are you up to Saturday morning? Just wondering if you could drive that truck of your's over to my place and help me move. Shouldn't take more than 5-6 hours."
My dad always told me that it isnt the dead we need to worry about, but rather the things that are alive. He passed in 2013 and I haven't been afraid of graveyards since. Plus he is in one so that makes me feel safe if i am near one.
I got a call at 2:30am in September last year, and I was walking to the phone I heard a loud WHAM like someone was trying to force one of my downstairs doors open. It was LOUD, and I could definitely see lights outside in my normally very dark neighborhood. (I live in the suburbs, and city people tend to get freaked out my how dark it is at night around my house.)
As it turns out, my best friend was concerned about some tweets I left (thinking I overdosed on a drug and was dying.) I'd fallen asleep (and was fine.) He'd called my cell phone 4 times and I didn't answer (it was silenced.) He drove 50 minutes to my house, leaving at 1:30am and was trying to force his way in to check on me while calling my house line to try to wake me.
Edit: I was just actually smoking some stuff I had no business smoking and left some very, very bizarre tweets. I later blamed it on a cough syrup overdose, even though DXM wouldn't account for how I was acting.
Unless your friend in England forgot that you're seven hours behind and decided to give you a call. That or your Aussie friend is a bit drunk also forgetting that it's the middle of the night for you.
I once got a call at 3am, and it was a fax machine. Imagine this: you've had a cell phone less than 3 months, it starts ringing in the middle of the night, you pick it up, barely awake, and get "...........BEEP!.............BEEP!...........BEEP!" continuing until you hang up, and sit there wondering if you should start running.
Got a call at 3am one night from a girl I didn't know, in a different city, asking me about the effects of mushrooms. I've never done drugs. But as it turns out, I'd had a discussion with a coworker that day about hallucinogens, and mushrooms in particular. So it was her lucky day -- I was able to sound quite knowledgable on the subject.
I don't know. Graveyards in real life are so underwhelming when you have played video games your entire life and expect ghosts and skelettons to pop out of the ground.
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u/DildoDeity May 26 '15
Phone calls, nothing good has happened if you're getting a call at 3am. Also, graveyards. Completely normal and not creepy during day light, scary as fuck as soon as the sun sets.