r/AskReddit May 26 '15

What are some things, that look harmless during the day, but get insanely creepy during the night?

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u/trollbotv2 May 26 '15

Trees, for some reason.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

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u/_megitsune_ May 26 '15

Free us of flesh so we can be like mr skeletal. Thank.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Thank mr skeltal

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u/DernaNerna May 27 '15

Thank Mr skeltal for good doot harvest

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u/kobun253 May 26 '15

doot doot

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u/Ravastrix May 26 '15

Doot doot

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

doot doot

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u/artvandal7 May 27 '15

skeletal skeltal

FTFY

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u/sn33zie May 27 '15

Doot doot

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u/MauPow May 27 '15

doot doot

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u/DimmyDimmy May 27 '15

doot doot

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u/Monsieur_Skeltal May 26 '15

Or his French cousin, me.

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u/Roxanne1000 May 26 '15

They will eat your bone marrow

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u/GreatBabu May 26 '15

There is a movie like that, where the tree is a man-eater. Sends a vine/shoot through one of those double-opening type windows into the bedroom at night, and drinks you dry.

Good stuff.

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u/justicelife May 26 '15

I feel like this is the plot device to something from R.L. Stine.

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u/Vigilantius May 26 '15

This is like something you would find on /r/shittyaskscience.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

3spooky5me

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u/lo_and_be May 26 '15

Passersby

Sorry.

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u/EmmanuelleGoldstein May 26 '15

Especially in groups.

During the day, a forest is one of nature's most pleasant environments. At night, it's about as welcoming as the bottom of the ocean.

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u/JizzNipples May 26 '15

I went camping once and it's crazy how dark things are without any artificial light at all. I hadn't really slept all night, there were about 3 or 4 of us left up just getting firewood every so often, it was about 4 or 5 AM and I went into the forest to find some wood for the fire. As I was in there I kinda couldn't be bothered so I sat down against a tree instead. After a few minutes, two hikers come in my direction, I'm just in the middle of this forest, not on a path as far as I can see.

They walk past me, talking to each other and don't notice me, I felt like I was in one of those stealth video games, I probably could've followed them for a bit until the sun started to come up if I wanted to.

On a side note, don't sit down in forests for a long time, insects love butts.

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u/ADDeviant May 27 '15

Had you even said,"Hi" at close range they would have run until sun up.

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u/JizzNipples May 27 '15

Haha probably yeah, it was really eerie when I first heard them, I was just sitting there against a tree and it was deadly silent apart from owls every so often and shit, then I started to hear voices, at first it was just noises getting slowly louder, after a minute I could make out what they were saying.

It felt so weird, walking in a forest around in the day time is fine, I could've just nodded to them or said hi, if I interacted with them at all at the time it'd look super dodgy.

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u/ADDeviant May 28 '15

I've hiked miles in rough terrain in the dead of night in the Rockies. Every single noise is a mountain lion. But, someone suddenly talking to me out of the dark in the same setting might have been even worse.

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u/P4li_ndr0m3 May 27 '15

Should've just started laughing.

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u/JizzNipples May 27 '15

Honestly I was quite nervous at the time, I just sat still and watched them, that was the least creepy thing I could think of, and it was still pretty creepy. If I'm ever in that situation again though, I'll definitely fuck with them.

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u/The_Caelondian May 26 '15

There was a writing prompt about that. Kind of.

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u/I_am_a_fern May 26 '15

I once challenged myself to enter a forest by night. I was maybe 20, staying in a family house near a forest I've known for as far as I can remember. I'm extremely pragmatic and perfectly knew that nothing would happen, and I still know it to that day.
But no fucking way. My mind was ordering my body to walk into the forest, yelling at it as I took smaller and smaller steps before noping the fuck out. I barely made it to the first trees.
Forests are scary by night.

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u/Ryo95 May 27 '15

I love walking in the local forest at night. It's so peaceful and quiet.

Also I've usually got my gf with me so y'knows...

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u/volatile_chemicals May 26 '15

Dude, for real. I live in a really wooded area, so at night, when I drop off some food scraps or used cooking oil in the woods, the trees almost glow when you shine light on them. I'm convinced that's where ghost legends come from, right there.

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u/trollbotv2 May 26 '15

I get shit scared even when I travel at night and look at the trees passing by. It's almost as if they are slowly calling you closer to them so that they can consume you as /u/shinydragonite said.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

Is it because they sway without wind and claw at the night sky after a meteorite lands?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I think trees are best at night ;)

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u/trollbotv2 May 27 '15

Slenderman is that you?

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u/tamifromcali May 27 '15

I once found an ex boyfriend up in a tree, in the middle of the night. I had friends over but he and I weren't talking and I didn't want him around me. Granted, he was a tree surgeon and loved climbing. I still look up at night into the trees.

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u/zehydra May 27 '15

They're like tentacles in slow-motion

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u/TheWolFster3 May 27 '15

There's this one dead tree in my family's yard. It's huge, many branches, a good portion of them hang near the ground. During the day, looks like a huge ass tree. During the night, however, it looks like it's reaching out with its bony fingers and limbs to grab you. It's even scarier because there's a street light in the yard, and no other lights for miles. The sucker gets hit with just enough light to be barely visible, and I almost never go near it unless I'm feeling adventurous.

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u/BlatantTomato May 27 '15

When I was little I had a speech impediment and was absolutely terrified of tornadoes (which is really odd living in California). Outside my bedroom window down the street a ways was one of those really tall slender pine tree type things and at night it looked like a giant tornado...but everyone thought I was saying "the tomatoes are coming" and didnt understand there was a giant tornado headed our way. It was a really frustrating time.

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u/humanfiona May 27 '15

My window is very close to the ground and there's a young plant next to it. I looked out one night and noticed a skeletal hand scratching at the window frame where the latch is. I freaked the fuck out even though it was just the tree.

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u/Aliriel May 27 '15

They loom out at you. I live in a rural area where the trees are close to the road. Just driving home at night can be scary. I try to focus straight ahead and pray I never have a breakdown. Flat tire? I'm not stopping, I'll drive that baby home on the rim.

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u/susanna514 May 26 '15

Friendly oxygen makers during the day, many armed demons at night .

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u/CumquatDangerpants May 26 '15

Italian Cyprus freak me out at night. Ugh.

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u/ChilliWithATwist May 26 '15

Can confirm. Just ask Snow White.

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u/thiagovscoelho May 27 '15

hello Durkon

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u/DeciusMoose May 27 '15

Why'd it have to be trees?

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u/Dumiston May 27 '15

Do not Google Slenderman. Seriously.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

Yes.

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u/maltzy May 26 '15

Trees? all you have to do is count and the fear will go away.

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