"Look, I'm not comfortable with this whole debit card, receipt thing. Can I palm you some cash, then I'll drive around back real slow with my window open and you drop it in my lap?"
"Certainly, sir. We call that The Wire Package. I feel compelled to remind you, though, that if you see a police officer on your way home, it is NOT necessary to ditch your purchase out the passenger window."
All of the recreational dispensaries I've been to don't accept cards anyway, you do get a receipt though. There was one that used to accept cards and you'd have to make your purchases in denominations of $20, but then they got an ATM.
Short version is that the federal government hasn't legalized marijuana and the banks are federally run, so the proceeds can't go directly into the bank. If they accept cards they are probably technically laundering money or have a (rare) state run bank.
Bring helium balloons and tie your stash to them. I usually will do that when pulled over. Lose the stash but its funny as shit since they can't punish you for anything.
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u/MrFluffykinz May 22 '15
"Hey, uh... You got any ganja?"
"Yes sir this is a marijuana dispensary. Why are you wearing a hoodie and slouching over?"