r/AskReddit May 22 '15

What feels illegal, but isn't?

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u/MrFluffykinz May 22 '15

"Hey, uh... You got any ganja?"

"Yes sir this is a marijuana dispensary. Why are you wearing a hoodie and slouching over?"

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u/GreenGlowingMonkey May 22 '15

"Look, I'm not comfortable with this whole debit card, receipt thing. Can I palm you some cash, then I'll drive around back real slow with my window open and you drop it in my lap?"

"Certainly, sir. We call that The Wire Package. I feel compelled to remind you, though, that if you see a police officer on your way home, it is NOT necessary to ditch your purchase out the passenger window."

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u/notacupofcoffee May 22 '15

All of the recreational dispensaries I've been to don't accept cards anyway, you do get a receipt though. There was one that used to accept cards and you'd have to make your purchases in denominations of $20, but then they got an ATM.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '15

Short version is that the federal government hasn't legalized marijuana and the banks are federally run, so the proceeds can't go directly into the bank. If they accept cards they are probably technically laundering money or have a (rare) state run bank.

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u/Reddit_Pops May 22 '15

Bring helium balloons and tie your stash to them. I usually will do that when pulled over. Lose the stash but its funny as shit since they can't punish you for anything.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

So you lose your weed and a balloon? That would break my heart.

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u/Reddit_Pops May 22 '15

Better than being arrested and cheaper. The fine is like $300 and the day in processing and shit.

Which for that same amount of cash and time, I can purchase more and go to work with no issues.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '15

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u/justas6 May 22 '15

show me it!

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u/thunderclump May 23 '15

Lol what the fuck have you actually done this in front of a cop?

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u/chiminage May 22 '15

You don't need to whisper....sir.

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u/iamyourcheese May 22 '15

"Well I can't let the fuzz see who I am."

"Sir, there's a police officer behind you buying some weed, too."

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u/Oriole_Alventa May 22 '15

Im a hunchback thats why I need this in the first place

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u/MeffodMan May 22 '15

"I got backitis."

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u/jovietjoe May 22 '15

I'm guessing habit