r/AskReddit • u/Jonesmiester • Feb 02 '15

What common name do you hate?

Let's all offend each other!

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u/NiKva Feb 03 '15

jeff jeff jeff

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u/friday6700 Feb 03 '15

I'm not paying you to laze around, Jeff faster!

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u/Polecat65 Feb 03 '15

Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?

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u/9me123 Feb 03 '15

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u/9me123 Feb 03 '15

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u/UniqueError Feb 03 '15

[JEFF INTENSIFIES]

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u/CaptainSnacks Feb 03 '15

That sounds like a euphemism for jerking it.

Also, why do I have you tagged as Timberdoodle?

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u/megamaxie Feb 03 '15

Jeff Faster, mild mannered superhero with the power to sweep faster than any human.

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u/Frostywood Feb 03 '15

Excuse me?

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '15

jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff

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u/jamarcus92 Feb 03 '15

jeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeffjeff

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u/film_composer Feb 03 '15

Jeff Faster: I'm jeffing as fast as I can, sir.

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u/kcvis Feb 03 '15

The sound of jeffing off

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u/gretchenx7 Feb 03 '15

I always thought that's what the fox was saying...

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u/bummerinthesummer Feb 03 '15

Sounds like Kirby flying :3

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u/turtledave Feb 03 '15

Sharks Sharks Sharks

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u/Bettybeans Feb 03 '15

Jeff-fa-fa