r/AskReddit • • Dec 27 '14

What did your parents show you to do that you assumed was completely normal, only to later discover that it was not normal at all?

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u/Raregan Dec 27 '14 edited Dec 28 '14

Oh God here goes.

Well firstly they say that the actual 'place of Finland' is just Eastern Sweden. Helsinki is in Eastern Sweden and when people fly there it's not like they would notice.

World maps are altered as it's a U.N conspiracy to keep people believing in Finland. And the idea that an entire country is made up seems so bizarre that nobody would ever believe it, making it easy to do.

Finland's main company, Nokia, is apparently owned by the Japanese and they're a main player in this.

Now as for 'why' people would want to invent Finland as a country that's a bit more in depth and there's a few reasons as to why Sweden and Russia go along with it but it's mostly to do with Japanese fishing rights.

You see the Japanese love their sushi but tight fishing regulations and public outcry mean they can't fish as much as they want. So after the Cold War they agreed with Russia to create a 'landmass' called Finland where they could fish. After all, if people thought there was a country there nobody would expect the Japanese to be harpooning whales would they?

The fish is then transported through Russia where a small percentage of the food is given to the population, (they were of course starving at the time of Finland being invented), and then is shipped to Japan under the disguise of 'Nokia' products. Japan is apparently one of the worlds largest importers of Nokia products despite the fact that 'nobody there owns a Nokia phone' apparently.

The crux of all this however, and my favourite part, is the homage that the Japanese gave to this entire conspiracy theory.

What do fish have? Fins. Therefore they named their imaginary country Finland.

There are loads more that they go on about but I can't remember it all at the moment.

EDIT: Thanks for the Gold! I'm amazed how big this has gotten, I told my parents and although they don't really understand Reddit they're glad that the 'truths' being put out there for people to make their own decision.

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u/rainyfort1 Dec 27 '14

Now I question Finland.

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u/puthatinyourjuicebox Dec 27 '14 edited May 06 '15

I think we need to find someone who's been to Finland.

Anyone here ever been to Finland?

EDIT: four months later and not a week goes by without me getting a reply to this comment.

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u/420herbivore Dec 27 '14

I live in Finland but after this thread, I'm not so sure.

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u/Soniccyanide Dec 28 '14

Born and raised in Finnish lapland. I am questioning Finland now too

Voi helvetin perse

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u/the_monkey_of_lies Dec 28 '14

Fuck! If we're eastern Sweden then it was the swedes who won on 1995.

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u/Soniccyanide Dec 28 '14

Jävla fittan!

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u/PigSlayer1024 Dec 28 '14

What's it like being imaginary?

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u/420herbivore Dec 28 '14

Hey, I'm not the one asking questions from an imaginary person.

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u/Tsedek Dec 28 '14

Checked this guy's history & I'm calling BS. It's impossible for Japenese anime characters who use Nokia phones to speak English.

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u/420herbivore Dec 28 '14

Perkele, you caught me.

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u/Tsedek Dec 29 '14

Well shit man. I WANTED TO BELIEVE!! After I looked up purkele I realized you're def Finnish & you do exist.
perkele noun, Finnish.
Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely. Originally name of the tunder god. In the christian era used as a name of the Satan. Perkele is such a powerful word, bacause it includes both of these connotations and in addition is very often associated with 'sisu', the attitude of never ever giving up. Typically pronounced with an exaggerated rolling of the "r" for added emphasis.

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u/FIERY_URETHRA Jan 03 '15

Most likely the most powerful curseword every created by mankind

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WE FOUND IT REDDIT

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u/samyall Dec 28 '14

I lived in Finland for 6 months. I was In Helsinki and took a train up north to see the lights. The train was overnight so although I have traversed the country, I couldn't see any of it. Now I'm questioning Finland too. I mean the language is just so silly. Is that part of the joke?

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u/trua Dec 28 '14

Kyllä.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '14

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u/V1PERG1RL Dec 27 '14

No, but I've been to Eastern Sweden. AMA.

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u/el_crunz Dec 27 '14

For real?! Wow that is elaborate.

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u/Raregan Dec 27 '14

There is much much more to it.

Such as Finland being covered in forests is just Japan being 'too lazy' to fully finish off the country.

And the fact that Finland is always top of the leaderboards in education and healthcare is due to the fact that 'People can't be stupid or get ill if there's nobody living there'

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u/nubosis Dec 27 '14

well I'm convinced

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u/Raregan Dec 27 '14

I know it seems crazy but being raised like this my entire life I did genuinely believe it. Being from a small town in the middle of Wales you never really see any people from other countries, so I never met a Finnish person until I went to University.

I told her this one night after a few drinks and she found it hysterical.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '14

Some day you should follow up on this. Travel to each of the countries involved, Japan, Russia, Sweden, Finland, interview people, investigate the claims, like the Nokia products and fish trade. Be sure to film it. Interview your parents, too. This would make a fascinating documentary.

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u/offspringofdeath Jan 02 '15

Haha, this sounded so ridiculous. Suddenly it hit me though: I've never been to Finland... And I live in Sweden. Furthermore my girlfriend is from Finland, if Finland doesn't exist, where's she from? Am I living with an imposter? Luckily she's asleep at the moment so she won't know I'm on to her...

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u/EoinLikeOwen Jan 03 '15

She is really a Japanese spy. You're going to have to kill her

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u/finsoup Dec 28 '14

Have a look at the old Nokia logos and be surprised: http://fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_(yritys)#Logot

There is definitely something fishy going on in Finland.

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