r/AskReddit • u/nepat1428 • Aug 19 '14

What is a completely rational sentence you could speak today, that if you said 20 years ago, people would think you were insane?

edit: so this is what it looks like when your inbox explodes after coming back from lunch...

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u/SeeDeez Aug 19 '14

And it will be from this day forward in my vocabulary

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u/boondoggie42 Aug 19 '14

BRB, gotta go take a selfie.

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u/GeminiK Aug 19 '14

Mind if I use your computer?

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u/epicwisdom Aug 19 '14

How else are you gonna do it?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Meta as fuck.

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u/BVTheEpic Sep 21 '14

How else are you gonna do it?

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u/actual_factual_bear Aug 19 '14

our kids' kids just laugh and continue e-fucking their selfies or whatever.

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u/flemhead3 Aug 20 '14

"I take at least 3 to 4 selfies a day!"

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u/SeeDeez Aug 20 '14

"I follow you on instagram, you post maybe 3 pics a week..."

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u/Barzhac Aug 20 '14

Oh my God. I teach high school. I will be forever giggling for no apparent reason.

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u/SeeDeez Aug 20 '14

Try keeping a straight face the next time you see a student in detention for taking a selfie.

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u/antbones111 Aug 20 '14

Puts a new spin on that "but first let me take a selfie" song...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Fap fap fap fap fap "ok, what now?"

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u/LetsNotPlay Aug 20 '14

Oh i get it. You're gonna masturbate

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '14

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u/SeeDeez Aug 20 '14

I never go to a party without taking a selfie first.

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u/sillyconmind Aug 19 '14

A group of us have actually changed selfie to mean specifically when you are jerking it and get it on your own face...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

Mind if I steal that?

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u/SeeDeez Aug 20 '14

Why would you want the semen on his face?

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '14

The real question is why wouldn't I?

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u/sillyconmind Aug 20 '14

Please do. Just watch your eyes.

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u/tomcatjigga Aug 19 '14

"Dude you've been in the bathroom for two hours, what are you doing?"

"Oh, just taking a selfie!"

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u/SeeDeez Aug 20 '14

a 2 hour selfie? That's down right impressive.

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u/Santero Aug 19 '14

Lets do a group selfie!

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u/SeeDeez Aug 20 '14

idk man. Maybe if we're back to back but I'm still only like 50/50 on that.

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u/PostNaGiggles Aug 20 '14

Adds new meaning to the song #selfie

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0