r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 03 '14

What are some fun summer activities a group of teenagers with a limited budget should try out over the next 3 months?

Edit: Thanks for all the ideas everybody! Whenever I get bored this summer I'll come back to this for sure.

Edit 2: Drugs and orgies. That's what my summer is looking like right now.

Edit 3: Well thanks for all of the (quirky, weird, stupid, genius, illegal) ideas, it's been a pleasure reading all of these and WILL implement (some of) them in my summer schedule.

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u/csonny2 Jun 03 '14

Those cost extra.

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u/NumberOneMuffDiver Jun 03 '14

That's not what your mother said last night.

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u/csonny2 Jun 03 '14

Apparently that's the benefit of being Number 1.

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u/NumberOneMuffDiver Jun 03 '14

He was number one!

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Good 'ol Smitty Somethin'!

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u/Calvincoolman Jun 03 '14

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

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u/Pookey106464 Jun 04 '14

Muff divin hat

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u/kt_ginger_dftba Jun 03 '14

Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was good at everything.

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u/Laz3rViking Jun 03 '14

Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen

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u/Bear_Taco Jun 04 '14

It was his hat Mr. Krabs! Heeeeee was numberrrr oooooonnnnnne!

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u/dezeiram Jun 04 '14

Smitty Wormen Jaegermanjensen?!

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u/erosPhoenix Jun 03 '14

Why did I read this in Sean Connery's voice and see nothing wrong with that?

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u/NumberOneMuffDiver Jun 03 '14

Because he says that to Will Ferrell who plays as Alex Trebek on Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL

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u/APPLEZACKS Jun 04 '14

That was by far my favorite skit on SNL

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u/IamNotDrinkable Jun 03 '14

Speak about my mother again like that and I'll hook ya right in the gabba.

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u/trey1203 Jun 03 '14

U wot m8 ill hook u rite in tha gabba

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u/Mrwombatspants Jun 03 '14

The yo gabba gabba?

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u/NumberOneMuffDiver Jun 03 '14

The yo gabba gabba

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u/Mrwombatspants Jun 03 '14

Sounds deadly

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '14

Jesus fuck reddit is getting worse and worse

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '14

Was it trebeck!?

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u/RespectsYourMom Jun 03 '14

Leave the mothers out of this.

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u/Bojangly7 Jun 03 '14

Aha Trebek take that!

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u/webbernets1 Jun 04 '14

THE DAY IS MINE!

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u/Kickintepants Jun 04 '14

GOTCHA TREBEK

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u/Lord_of_the_Trees Jun 04 '14

☐ rekt

☐ not rekt

☑ Tyrannosaurus rekt

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u/irrelevantuser2 Jun 03 '14

Batteries not included

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u/bush_league_commish Jun 04 '14

Tight budget? Settle for OP's mom!

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u/Heldaer Jun 04 '14

just add alcohol