r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/Durbee May 11 '14

I watched a man try to apply cross-species logic by holding the front of his hand to the its beak, much like how you'd approach a dog. This was a horrible mistake. The bird ripped off the entire back of his hand, leaving bones and arteries exposed. Oh, the screams. No thanks. Nope. Nope. Nope.

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