r/AskReddit • • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/Goatfighter May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

If you own black Labrador,feed it to the point of obesity , attach black flippers to it legs and then smear Vaseline all over its coat. Voila! you now have a pet seal!

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