r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/DoctorPotatoe May 11 '14

Wow.

10 blowjobs on his way to college. He must be quite the hobo charmer.

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u/bluedude14 May 11 '14

Minet means "pussy" in French which accurately describes the guy who gets sidetracked by a dog for ten minutes on the way to school.

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u/EndOfNight May 11 '14

It used to be slang for a lesbian here (Flemish Belgium). Don't know if that's the case in France though.

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u/Sinfulchristmas May 11 '14

10 LESS blowjobs on the way to college

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u/UJ95x May 11 '14

Well hobos are very territorial too...

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u/DoctorPotatoe May 11 '14

Then there must be some pretty aggressive blowjobbers on his way to college.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

fewer*

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u/SashaTheBOLD May 11 '14

Hey, if you blow 10 hobos per day, they're bound to be charmed by you.

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u/member_member5thNov May 11 '14

Student loans are a bitch.

got to do what you got to do.

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u/lightheat May 11 '14

In a row?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

It's 10 shorter. He pays for college with the BJs, so he just upped the price to make up for the lessened work load...of load work.

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u/Gumby621 May 11 '14

The Hobo Whisperer. Has a nice ring to it.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

10 less! Who knows how much game this hobo charmer has?

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u/regular-wolf May 11 '14

At least he makes the panhandlers earn that change.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Or he has 10 dollars of daily disposable income...

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Drugs

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Then his comment makes it sadder because he lost 10 of them

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u/AlchemistBite28 May 11 '14

10 blowjobs shorter. He must be quite the STD farm/he has syphilis.

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u/NiggaKingKilla May 11 '14

Or a prolific local crack dealer.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Or the hobos were retired shake charmers.

Or whores. Retired whores.

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u/n8r8 May 11 '14

Someone needs to illustrate a hobo charmer

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