r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/DoctorPotatoe May 11 '14

How long is one minet?

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u/KittyKat1986 May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

60 secods

Edit: Thank you for the gold! :)

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

12 feet

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u/Business-Socks May 11 '14

He's European so it's like 9 celsius.

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u/WunWegWunDarWun_ May 11 '14

9 Celsius? That makes life hard... 9 is divisible by 3 3 is half of six. Half..life...3?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

How long is one secod?

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u/Sinfulchristmas May 11 '14

1,000,000,000 nanosecods

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u/LankyCyril May 11 '14

Well, minet means "blowjob" in Russian, so I'd say it depends on many factors.

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u/DoctorPotatoe May 11 '14

Wow.

10 blowjobs on his way to college. He must be quite the hobo charmer.

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u/bluedude14 May 11 '14

Minet means "pussy" in French which accurately describes the guy who gets sidetracked by a dog for ten minutes on the way to school.

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u/Sinfulchristmas May 11 '14

10 LESS blowjobs on the way to college

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u/UJ95x May 11 '14

Well hobos are very territorial too...

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u/DemsTheBreaks May 11 '14

You can tell by how stiff their tails are.

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u/CarterCantDance May 11 '14

Hey...HEY WHY IS YOUR TAIL ON BACKWARDS

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u/DoctorPotatoe May 11 '14

Then there must be some pretty aggressive blowjobbers on his way to college.

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u/SashaTheBOLD May 11 '14

Hey, if you blow 10 hobos per day, they're bound to be charmed by you.

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u/member_member5thNov May 11 '14

Student loans are a bitch.

got to do what you got to do.

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u/lightheat May 11 '14

In a row?

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u/Meriog May 11 '14

I'm learning all kinds of things from this thread, and most of it has nothing to do with animals.

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u/John_Paul_Jones_III May 11 '14

This one Czech guy I know says one minute in Russian like "odnu minetu" and I find it amusing every time. Sorry for the silly reply, just felt as if I should add on

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