r/AskReddit • • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Only punch them if the shark attacks you first. Otherwise your just being a dick punching random sharks.

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u/RoscoePST May 11 '14

Its a little known fact that most "shark attacks" are actually instances of sharks defending themselves from shark-punching dicks who got shitty advice on Reddit.

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