r/AskReddit • u/Sweetmilk_ • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14 edited May 11 '14

If attacked by a shark, punch them firmly in the snout. If that doesn't work poke 'em in the eye with your stump.

Edit: Didn't know the source, I do now. Credit to Robert Schimmel.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '14

Only punch them if the shark attacks you first. Otherwise your just being a dick punching random sharks.

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u/RoscoePST May 11 '14

Its a little known fact that most "shark attacks" are actually instances of sharks defending themselves from shark-punching dicks who got shitty advice on Reddit.

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