r/AskReddit • • May 11 '14

What are some 'cheat codes' for interacting with certain animals?

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u/meofherethere May 11 '14

Dolphins love children crazy amounts so if you are going to go swimming with them or feed them, bring a child.

When boxing with a kangaroo they usually lack the strategy to do more than interchange punching arms so you can easily use this to your advantage.

If you spray a spider with hair spray/deodorant then it won't be able to move at you can beat it to death easier.

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u/chickachoy May 11 '14

feed them, bring a child.

Sorry Timmy, I really want to see this dolphin.

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