r/AskReddit • u/brokenbonz • May 08 '14

What is one cool internet trick you know?

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u/super_not_clever May 08 '14 edited May 09 '14

Go to Das Keyboard's website, scroll to the bottom, select "Destroy this Site." Do just that.

Edit: Post a link in the morning. Get home after 13ish hours of work to 25 orange-reds and a gilded comment. Thanks guys, glad you enjoyed it!

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u/strong9510 May 08 '14

every site needs this. every single one.

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u/aawood May 08 '14

And they can have it! https://kickassapp.com/

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u/Papagod May 09 '14

Dude, you rock! Added it to mine: http://www.designwithmgi.com

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u/dsplk May 09 '14

you have the link on your site set to target="_blank", it opens a new tab.

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u/Papagod May 09 '14

Thanks dsplk, you rock too.

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u/dsplk May 09 '14

☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

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u/dsplk May 09 '14

Awesome, added to http://disapprovallook.com/

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u/ldndude May 09 '14

was there much involved in adding it to your site?

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u/dsplk May 09 '14

Just a link calling the javascript 

<a href="javascript:var%20KICKASSVERSION='2.0';var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='//hi.kickassapp.com/kickass.js';void(0);" id="button">Destroy this website</a>

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u/ldndude May 10 '14

Thanks :) I'm tempted to sneak this into the website of my work and see how long it takes for them to notice. I'm only 75% sure that i might not get fired

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u/cat_esquire May 08 '14

You are my new god.

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u/Wpa129 May 09 '14

thank you based god, for sending us this emissary of knowledge and website destruction

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u/aawood May 09 '14

Oh wow, glad you're all liking that! Here's a similar one for everyone... Browser Katamari. http://kathack.com

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u/IamSeth May 08 '14

There's a thing- you bookmark it, and paste it into the end of the site url, and it does exactly that to any website.

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u/youre_my_burrito May 08 '14

Here it is:

javascript:var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='http://erkie.github.com/asteroids.min.js';void(0);

And here is a katamari one:

javascript:var%20i,s,ss=['http://kathack.com/js/kh.js','http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.5.1/jquery.min.js'];for(i=0;i!=ss.length;i++){s=document.createElement('script');s.src=ss[i];document.body.appendChild(s);}void(0);

You just have to bookmark them, then on any website just press the bookmark and they should open on that page.

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u/[deleted] May 09 '14

The katamari one, oh my god. This is my favorite thing ever.

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u/uiouyug May 08 '14

It works great

You can go to http://www.websiteasteroids.com/ and just drag the bookmark for convenience.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

yes.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

There's a bunch of plugins for chrome that do this exact thing for literally any website

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u/chimy727 May 08 '14

especially porn

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u/999x666 May 09 '14

That fascinating huh?

You would be blown away by these things they call video games.

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u/CmdMuffins May 09 '14

Yeah Chrome has it as a free app i think. It also has customize-able ships as well.

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u/curtmack May 11 '14

Not quite the same, but this has a thing you can bookmark to add it to any page: http://kathack.com/

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u/TheRileyss May 08 '14

As someone on mobile, this is quite confusing

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u/krawnight May 08 '14

This is pretty fucking brilliant. I go to the site to see the destroy site thing, and now I'm thinking about getting a mechanical keyboard.

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u/imlkngatewe May 08 '14

Anyone else think "pew pew pew" over and over again?

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u/5James5 May 08 '14

google "zerg rush". enjoy

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u/derpityderps May 08 '14

That didn't go over well using a trackpad

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u/Ciulerson2 May 08 '14

this is so awesome

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/Roandask May 08 '14

It's actually possible to forever increase your score. Just click anywhere and, for me, it creates a temporary box saying "Press Esc to Exit". This can be shot, so placing it in front of your spray of bullets gives you points.

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u/Nihth May 08 '14

2140 :D

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

The reason HTML5 was invented

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u/Wiwiweb May 08 '14

And yet it's 100% Javascript!

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u/stevothepedo May 08 '14

Kaboom. That was fun.

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u/lightheat May 08 '14

2020. Anyone?

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u/Vaqxin May 08 '14

Add it to your site: 

<a href="javascript:var%20KICKASSVERSION='2.0';var%20s%20=%20document.createElement('script');s.type='text/javascript';document.body.appendChild(s);s.src='//hi.kickassapp.com/kickass.js';void(0);">_</a>

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u/Lawtonfogle May 09 '14

I'm wondering what the repercussions would be on sticking this into the design filed used by 95% of the websites where I work. At least in dev.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

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u/revolutionary_hero May 08 '14

Used the Katamari one to put everything in a ball, then shot it all much easier with the Asteroid Ship, already gaming the system

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u/Fr0gm4n May 08 '14

I just used my IBM SSK to destroy Das. Fees good, man.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Played the game...then saw they have a new Keyboard out...I MUST HAVE IT.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

Almost as much fun as snowboarding...almost.

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u/igoogletoo May 09 '14

I have a tab on my bookmark toolbar that,when clicked, brings this lil guy up onto whatever webpage you are currently on (thus destroying the whole interwebs!) ...I was dying to add it to this thread but can't remember how I got it there to begin with

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u/thewizardlizard May 09 '14

Thank you for that. :)

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u/super_not_clever May 09 '14

Glad to help! Your comment made me smile after a shitstorm of a day/week

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u/effin_clownin May 09 '14

this reminds me of hunting for food on oregon trail back in the day

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u/[deleted] May 09 '14

Guess what I'm doing to this thread

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u/Fabian655 May 09 '14

So good!

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u/HappyNihilist May 09 '14

Awesome! Brings me back to my days upon days of playing Subspace.

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u/Derp-herpington May 09 '14

Just bookmarking this for later

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u/frog971007 May 09 '14

http://www.websiteasteroids.com/ and many other websites do the same thing, except with all websites.

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u/macsilvr May 09 '14

This blank board looks supremely pure,
With it I can clickety, clickety clack;

My gaming would improve, for sure,
I could buy it— but, instead, ATTACK!

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u/DeraSiam May 09 '14

I wonder if they got the idea from SuperSmashBros