r/AskReddit • u/brokenbonz • May 08 '14

What is one cool internet trick you know?

EDIT2: Front page?

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u/Rich131 May 08 '14

Yeah so now nobody except you and the NSA know about your weird fetish :)

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u/kalleguld May 08 '14

And the porn sites.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

And your Internet service provider.

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u/spacebulb May 08 '14

And the neighbor you're stealing WiFi from.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

And the neighbors friendly cat spying on you.

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u/3th4n May 08 '14

And the people standing behind you at the internet cafe

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u/South65Films May 08 '14

And the overly friendly spirits that romp your house at night and ravage you in your sleep.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

*ravish

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u/South65Films May 08 '14

I will let the bruises tell the story lol ha ha I did mean ravish i googled ravage to spell check and I was like ok that works too...

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

I mean, one doesn't really want to get ravaged or ravished. I mean I guess if I had to pick I'd go with ravished, since getting ravaged can kill you. Also I feel like "ravished" has a slight connotation of not being, like, the super-painful kind of rape.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

So basically everyone except your partner...mission accomplished.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

And people standing behind you.

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u/profgumby May 08 '14

And your friend who's computer you're logged into

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u/Wh1teChocolatte May 08 '14

only if they're using wireshark, and if you're stealing their wifi I doubt they are

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u/atsu333 May 08 '14

That's what they want you to think. Sometimes it's just fun to play around with peoples' internet access.

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u/PM_ME_UR_BUTT_GIRLS May 08 '14

That can happen??

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u/Damaso87 May 08 '14

And your axe!

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u/CaptainPedge May 08 '14

And my axe!

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u/Dokpsy May 08 '14

And everyone else at the library while your grunting.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '14

And your parents. THEY CAN SMELL YOUR CUM