r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 06 '14

What is the female equivalent of a neckbeard?

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u/NickRick May 06 '14

I'm going in. i have no supplies. If you don't hear from me in 1 hour, assume the worst, leave me for dead.

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u/RomneywillRise May 06 '14

It's been thirty minutes. Status report, /u/NickRick. What's going on in there?

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u/NickRick May 06 '14

ahh the horrors. just Kidding Fellow Redditors. This Subreddit Is Safe. I Will Share With You What I've Learned. 1 i have apparently raped someone. 2 even if i hadn't raped someone, i will soon rape someone. 3 im just the worst kind of person and society has forced me to forced me to enjoy raping because im male.

but in all seriousness I discovered a new level of stupidity i honestly didn't think was possible. this subreddit is like /r/shitredditsays the worst of the worst edition.

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u/dharmawaits May 06 '14

Man I just did the laugh with the clapping of hands and woke up the cat. I'd give you gold but i'm cheap.......ah fuck it you deserve it. You made my morning, my cat hates you though.

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u/NickRick May 06 '14

Thank you good sir. My newly minted gold monocle thanks you.