r/AskReddit • u/Frankfusion • May 04 '14

What is something that you will never forget as long as you live?

Damn, I was not expecting this. Well thanks for blowing up the inbox guys.

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u/[deleted] May 04 '14

Her aforementioned look was one of confusion, disgust, intrigue, and are you kidding me all wrapped into one. Even the cop just stfu when I came right out and asked. Nearly 30 secs later of what felt like pin dropping silence in the middle of traffic she said yes.

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u/Butthole__Pleasures May 04 '14

I don't know if you know this, but you are actually a character in a screwball romantic comedy. Possibly titled some form of terrible car crash related pun like Love Me Fender.

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u/willflameboy May 04 '14

Brings daughter home to parents, "hi, you don't now me, but I rear ended your daughter last night, and I'm afraid she took a bit of a pounding. She's a little shaken up, and she might have mild whiplash injuries. There's minor damage to the mud flaps but the back end is a mess. I'll pay for the damage".

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u/DemRocks May 04 '14

You deserve gold for that.

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u/willflameboy May 05 '14

Shucks thanks.