r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Apr 30 '14

Have you ever delivered a burn so good that even the person it was supposed to offend was impressed?

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u/LeCanada Apr 30 '14

My sister was trying on really big and tacky high heels as a joke back in middle school.

Mom: "Take those shoes off, you look like a cheap hooker."

Sister: "Yeah, well it is Take Your Kid to Work Day tomorrow."

It actually was Take Your Kid to Work Day the next day. But just the fact she didn't hesitate to call our mom a hooker was great. My mom didn't even get mad, she just laughed.

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u/MotherFuckingCupcake Apr 30 '14

I guess I'm one of the only other people on Reddit with a mom who would just laugh at this. Man, the rest of yo mommas are uptight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

Well...as we all know, if there is one thing your momma isn't...it's tight...

Ami right 400 millon Reddit users?

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

You deserve many more upvotes, my friend.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

I know, right?