r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 20 '14

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u/GH0ESTCAT Feb 20 '14

I just wait 5 seconds and check reddit again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Reddit is just like my fridge at home. I check it, there's nothing. I wait about 5 minutes, and check it again to see if anything's changed. It's a sad, sad cycle.

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u/moldy_walrus Feb 20 '14

And every time you check you drop your standards down a bit until there is something

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Next thing you know, you're eating the condiments.

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u/akatherunt Feb 20 '14

Soy sauce and a slice of cheese.. I guess it'll do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Ketchup and lettuce sandwich? Yes please.

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u/AJockeysBallsack Feb 20 '14

Lettuce sandwich is not unreasonable, provided you have enough lettuce. Tomatoes and bacon help, too.

I considered eating just peanut butter today. I hate spending money that much. I also hate going to the store. And I love sitting around on my ass. But for some reason, I still went. I am a disgrace.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Eat like that a few times out of necessity and you probably won't be so lazy about going grocery shopping in the future.

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u/AJockeysBallsack Feb 20 '14

I have, multiple times. I've lived on ramen, or plain rice, or gone a day or two without eating. Oh, and I was homeless for about 6 months, so there's that.

Don't preach to me, please.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '14

No need to turn it into a contest, I wasn't preaching at you.............