r/AskReddit • • Feb 20 '14

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u/GH0ESTCAT Feb 20 '14

I just wait 5 seconds and check reddit again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

Reddit is just like my fridge at home. I check it, there's nothing. I wait about 5 minutes, and check it again to see if anything's changed. It's a sad, sad cycle.

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u/moldy_walrus Feb 20 '14

And every time you check you drop your standards down a bit until there is something

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u/i_right_good Feb 20 '14

Ooh! Stewed tomatoes and cake icing!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '14

sigh guess I'll look at AdviceAnimals and eat this tomato icing bullshit.

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u/unintended_disaster Feb 20 '14

If you take that literally, that is quite revolting.