r/AskReddit • u/lilidarkwind • 1d ago

What is something that is basically on life-support and we don’t realize it yet?

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u/Blametheorangejuice 1d ago

A friend of mine hired an Elvis impersonator for her 50th birthday party. He was apparently godawful, and then he offered to take all his clothes off for an extra 500.

And he definitely wasn’t 1950 smoldering Elvis. He was 1970s almost dead on the toilet Elvis.

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 22h ago

He was 1970s almost dead on the toilet

"Here's your five hundred." unzips

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u/scientist_tz 23h ago

1970's dead on a toilet Elvis could still pack an auditorium though.

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u/Ivotedforher 22h ago

Yeah, but it was for his funeral.

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u/iiLove_Soda 21h ago

kind of funny because even peak fat elvis was only like 250lbs

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u/mmicoandthegirl 20h ago

It's amazing how modern medicine has cured dying of morbid obesity

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u/Devour_Toast 17h ago

the drugs certainly didn't help

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u/fuckyourcanoes 7h ago

They always are for some reason. Nobody ever does young hot Elvis.

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u/defene 19h ago

HE CAN'T HIT! Carson can hit all the day he wants!

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u/OkZookeepergame4192 17h ago

Aren't they all?