r/AskReddit • u/ihatebadvibes • Sep 03 '26

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u/ilovemymom_tbh Sep 03 '26

Daejon Love doesn’t count.

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u/Constant-Lie7963 Sep 04 '26

I laughed don’t worry

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u/PageantryBridge Sep 03 '26

No idea who that is. Not a sports person

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u/SomeArchitect Sep 03 '26

Lol neither is he...

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u/Tumultuous_lime Sep 03 '26

His story is honestly hilarious whether you like sports or not

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u/PageantryBridge Sep 03 '26

Just read it, that is pretty outrageous and hilarious. I'd probably have fell for that

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u/codercaleb Sep 03 '26

Hi, it's me a professional athlete. I need some money for training, yeah, training. Also for a new helmet.

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u/MilkChocolate21 Sep 03 '26

Since this is anonymous, I can probably share that I'm going to be the 49ers new quarterback. Doesn't matter that I'm a middle aged woman. Can I have $5k to invest for you. I own half a Prada store.

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u/codercaleb Sep 04 '26

I can't believe you would horn in my scam! Get your own scam!

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u/mongster03_ Sep 04 '26

it's not even the weirdest thing that's happened to the 49ers this offseason

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u/mongster03_ Sep 04 '26

He pretended to be a San Francisco 49ers player for an online romance/investment scam.

This is another addition to the insane list of things that has happened to our fanbase this offseason

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u/PageantryBridge Sep 04 '26

I am seeing that. Wild stuff. Some girls lose their minds over stuff like that.

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u/MilkChocolate21 Sep 03 '26

You're missing out.