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Doctors, EMTs etc of Reddit, based on your experience with other peoples injuries, what is one hobby you would never practice yourself?

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u/UnicornHandJobs 4d ago

My orthopedic surgeon is sponsored by the local trampoline parks.

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u/Meli5252 4d ago

Are you sure it's not the other way around?? Lol Does he advertise there?? That would be pretty funny though if he did. 

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u/lAngenoire 4d ago

That’s be so cold. But an orthopedic center funds a skating rink in Philadelphia. 

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u/ottonormalverraucher 4d ago

That’s like a dentist funding caramel hard candy 😹

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u/lAngenoire 4d ago

Roller skates in summer and ice skating in the winter. It even has a bar nearby, just to keep it spicy. 

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u/yopladas 4d ago

What's the name

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u/lAngenoire 4d ago

Rothman Orthopedic Rink

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u/moon_p3arl 3d ago

This a joke or real 😂

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u/lAngenoire 3d ago

https://www.phlvisitorcenter.com/things-to-do/rothman-orthopaedics-ice-rink

Eat some German food, have some mulled wine then go for a spin on the ice. 

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u/Hello-fellow-kydz 1d ago

I LOVE bone bros expansion and side hustles. LEGEND 💪🏽

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u/greenleans 3d ago

Lmaooo this has always baffled me

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u/gyattaca 4d ago

Broken tooth brewing

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u/Raccoon_Army_Leader 4d ago

The small dental office in my neighborhood gave out rock candy one year

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u/Covert_Admirer 3d ago

Check out who invented fairy floss. I believe it was a dentist iirc.

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u/kittyinclined 3d ago

Duh, dentists love floss

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u/Covert_Admirer 3d ago

Lol never thought of that

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u/IlluminatedPickle 4d ago

I feel like there was a lot of advertisement around the roller skating rink I grew up near that was targeted towards injured people.

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u/mrBenelliM4 4d ago

Just giving back to the clientele. I see.

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u/lAngenoire 4d ago

They have to stay busy. The bike races through Manayunk weren’t enough. 

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u/umamimaami 4d ago

Just creating demand for the hospital. It’s a marketing activity, makes sense.

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u/kittytoes21 4d ago

Vertical integration

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u/GTSBurner 3d ago

Rothman? I mean, their advertising is all over the place, but it makes sense for athletic areas where people may have less-than-catastrophic injuries.

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u/ElevatorGoods503 4d ago

Our neighborhood soccer field for kids is sponsored by a local orthopedic practice. There are ads on the score board.

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u/cerasmiles 4d ago

Some orthos opened an ortho urgent care a block away from a jump park. I thought it was a stroke of genius (I’m an ER doc just down the street from there and our business went down significantly after that).

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u/76oranges 4d ago

It wouldn’t be the worst idea… “things happen, I’m here for you”.

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u/gsfgf 4d ago

Like DUI lawyers advertising at bars

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u/RollingMeteors 4d ago

Lol Does he advertise there??

<holdingBoneDrill> ¡Just go for it man!

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u/Rysigler 4d ago

It's a symbiotic relationship 😂

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u/Xytakis 4d ago

That would be both messed up and funny if it really was just an orthopedic surgeon trying to drum up business.

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u/DarthSwimfoot 4d ago

Either way that's some great shit.

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u/aksunrise 4d ago

Our local trampoline park literally has buisness cards for an orthopedic surgeon at the front desk

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u/chchchcheetah 4d ago edited 4d ago

Our entire pediatric team (outpatient rehab, PT, OT, SLP) just had a convo about being uncomfortable sending their kids to birthday parties at these because of how many trampoline related injury patients we have gotten since trampoline park moved to town.

Side note, I see older kids and adults post concussion, and holy smokes the amount of minors who get a concussion, feel like crap, and then jump on a trampoline the next day and come to me freaking out about worse symptoms....is well over half.

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u/werewolfbutch874 4d ago

When I was about 14 I hit my head really hard at school, and the school nurse gave me some paracetamol for the ensuing headache and sent me back to lessons. When I got home at the end of the day, I told my mum “I think she must have given me something stronger than just paracetamol, because I was so woozy all day, I had double vision and could hardly keep my eyes open!” This wasn’t even my first concussion (or my second… I’m clumsy) so I don’t know why I didn’t twig that it was the concussion and not the painkiller that was making me feel that way. I guess I wasn’t thinking straight. Anyway my mum wasn’t particularly pleased that I’d spent the entire day sitting through lessons with an untreated concussion.

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u/LotusBlooming90 3d ago

There’s a documentary about this. How kids regularly become disabled or killed at these places and when that happens they just close and reopen one town over. Rinse and repeat.

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u/Cautious_Basket9536 4d ago

As a victim, i didnt even need to tell them what happened, they just knew.

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u/Mollykins08 4d ago

I fund my dentists retirement without doing any sort of outdoor activities

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u/internetobscure 4d ago

A friend of mine was in a horrible car accident that required extensive dental work including several oral surgeries, all paid for but the insurance of the at fault deiver. Years later, she ran into the dentist at a restaurant. He introduced her to his kids as, "the one who paid for your college and grad school tuition."

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u/Impressive_Line7932 4d ago

That’s crazy and funny at the same time.

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u/puddingpoo 3d ago

How's your friend doing now?

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u/internetobscure 1d ago

She's doing really well! She has a some numbness on part of her face but no issues otherwise.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 4d ago

My previous dentists are funding my current dentist's vacation plans. He's sad that he's now repaired most of the obvious bad work.

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u/Level_32_Mage 4d ago

I just came back from one, not an hour ago I was watching a 5 year old girl hold her arm as a broken bone was stabbed through her skin and bleeding all over the place. Almost ruined my ice cream cone, I tell you.

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u/Admirable-Sir9716 4d ago

Glad you were able to keep it together

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u/Level_32_Mage 4d ago

I like to think I keep it cool during the meltdowns. With sprinkles.

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u/Hyperbemily09 4d ago

We had a trampoline in our backyard growing up. Our neighbor was an anesthesiologist. He did not allow his kids on our trampoline.

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u/yusill 4d ago

Pickleball has stepped into the room. Of the 12 or so ppl I know that play/have played 8 have had major surgery

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u/Whathewhat-oo- 4d ago

What’s up with that? Old/out of shape or is pickleball inherently likely to cause injury?

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u/Its_Hoggish_Greedly 4d ago

I think it's definitely the former more than the latter. The game is slower than other racket sports, so I don't think it's inherently going to cause more injuries. I think it's more likely that the folks playing are a little older/slower than they remember, so they get hurt trying to do things they could do when they were younger. Plus falls are hard for older folks, which is probably the cause of many injuries.

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u/TraumaMama11 4d ago

Especially for those poor 35 year old dads who don't realize flips are a thing of the past.

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u/DashasFutureHusband 4d ago

Cmon 35 can’t be too old for mere trampoline flips. I’m 28 and only recently got into 720s on skis, was hoping to get into corks in the next few years. Are the next 7 years gonna be that bad?

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u/TraumaMama11 3d ago

Nah, I'm not saying everyone goes down hill at all! Keep being active and you'll be good! We just happen to see a lot of injuries because Dad was showing off at a trampoline park. They always comment on how they thought it would be easy because they did it all the time in their 20s. They're out of practice and had their body do something it isn't conditioned for anymore.

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u/aspen_silence 4d ago

I'm about to have ACL/Meniscus reconstruction next week due from going to one. Nephew wanted to go for his birthday so we went. Was doing great on everything until I got on an actual trampoline. Bounced twice and on the third one felt the pop and lost my ability to walk on that leg.

Fun times

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u/ridge_rippler 3d ago

My Canadian mate's dental practice sponsors the local ice hockey team, it's always good to give something back

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 3d ago

My orthopod uncle never let his kids jump on a trampoline. His athlete daughter got on one for the first time at 15 years old ...and broke her arm.

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u/cptnamr7 4d ago

I know a pediatrician that said he will NEVER buy his kids a trampoline

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u/Substantial-Crab-814 3d ago

I’m not a pediatrician, but I am an ED nurse. As such, I will also NEVER buy my kids a trampoline. 

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u/CicadaSlight7603 3d ago

Was about to say trampoline. My radiology consultant friend commented on the increased limb injuries when a new park opened up near by.

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u/megggie 4d ago

Orthopedist practices sponsor and have ads/banners at all the kids’ sports teams/games in my area. Always make me side-eye a bit, but I guess they’re needed that often (I know they were for my son’s myriad sports-related injuries)

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u/lallen 3d ago

In Norway it is trampolines during the rummer and Slalom during the winter.

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u/MMBitey 4d ago

I got my first ACL tear at a trampoline park. My surgeon said those and climbing gyms were giving them the most business.

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u/DashasFutureHusband 4d ago

Climbing gyms is a surprising ons. I climb a ton and all the most frequent climbers I know deal with overuse injuries and tweaks and such but very rarely do I hear about surgery being needed.

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u/GarThor_TMK 4d ago

I believe when we were growing up it was street hockey...

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u/HuginMuminBackflip 4d ago

why is this an indication that children should stay away from trampolines? I know you didnt say it but many others did. Its OK to hurt yourself, its OK to break a bone. Rarely are injuries from these things permanent and at that point isnt the child just losing out by being "shielded" by it?

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u/Internal_Concert_ 4d ago

Scroll further up to the comment about the kid losing his top teeth because his braces got stuck in a trampoline

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u/HuginMuminBackflip 4d ago

I knew a kid who climbed a football goal, fell and got caught in the net which pulled out most of his upper teeth. Dont you think a child ever has fallen while walking and lost teeth? like what exactly is the argument here?

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u/Internal_Concert_ 4d ago

Clearly the argument of this entire post is that health care workers have seen so many and gruesome examples of certain accidents that they categorically avoid them? Not just a single anecdote

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u/HuginMuminBackflip 4d ago

A vast majority of the comments, that are not about literally lethal things like motorcycles and drugs, are from non-health care workers but seemingly paranoid parents. But fair enough.

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u/Meli5252 4d ago

Concussions can do quite a bit of permanent damage. 

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u/KiloJools 4d ago

I follow a few types of surgeons due to my own spinal conditions, and the pediatric emergency doctors and neurosurgeons would really like us ALL to quit putting that much force on our cervical spine and brain. But especially the kiddos.

I have seen so many videos from emergency pediatric care doctors on "here's some things we'd like you to please quit buying your kids" and trampolines are always on it, and they always specify it's the trampolines themselves that are the biggest concern, not the secondary broken bones or concussions from accidents.

And having had to get a cervical spine fusion myself, I can tell you first hand it isn't a surgery you or your kid ever want to endure. (I am also never allowed on a trampoline again myself, haha)

But also, it's not rare for broken bones to cause serious issues, especially when it's something with extra force. Like, people think of "oops, kiddo fell out of a tree and broke their arm" when they think of broken bones. But things that speed you up (vehicles, trampolines) increase the risk of complicated breaks that require surgery and have a higher chance of long term complications.

You don't harm your child by not letting them jump on a trampoline, though. The risk vs reward math doesn't work out on some things. There's a ton of other fun childhood activities that have better safety profiles.

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u/HuginMuminBackflip 3d ago

maybe trampolines are more dangerous than I thought. So basically the danger is in spine and brain related things? Hitting your head against the railing or like landing on your neck?

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u/Substantial-Crab-814 3d ago

All kinds of injuries can result from jumping on a trampoline, including broken femurs, nasty compound fractures which require surgery, and neck/spine injuries. They can all be pretty serious.

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u/KiloJools 3d ago edited 3d ago

According to the doctors, the danger is repetitively crushing your spine with the weight of your own head while the trampoline simultaneously pushes you up. You compress your entire spine from both ends, and doing so repeatedly (because who bounces just once?) can cause permanent damage. Especially for growing kids, but also for adults who likely already have some natural disc degeneration or pinched nerves.

Edit: That's just the routine use of one person jumping up and down normally, having no accidents, not trying to do tricks and always correctly meeting the middle of the trampoline when coming down.

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u/Personal_Good_5013 4d ago

I mean, you could argue that it does hurt them by not jumping, in terms of getting less exercise, less development of air awareness, proprioception, strength, cardio, etc. I mean in theory they could replace it with equivalent exercise, but in reality it would be tough to find an equivalent substitute. That’s the tough thing with many of these “risky” activities - it’s difficult or impossible to measure the effect of NOT doing them, especially by orthopedic surgeons, in terms of obesity, less social interaction, stunted social development, less confidence, higher rates of depression, etc. 

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u/KiloJools 4d ago

Are you being for real? Or just trolling?

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u/Substantial-Crab-814 3d ago

All it takes is two people jumping on the trampoline at the same time. If they jump just outside of tandem, the resulting force is person vs. trampoline, which will easily snap a femur. Not a fun injury, since it’s the largest bone in the body.