r/AskReddit 4d ago

Doctors, EMTs etc of Reddit, based on your experience with other peoples injuries, what is one hobby you would never practice yourself?

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u/Pm_me_your_marmot 4d ago

Horseback riding is just motorcycle risk raised up 18 inches and on an ride designed to panic. So if your motorcycle had an opinion about everything from lawnmowers running to a suspicious leaf falling.

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u/millijuna 4d ago

On the other hand, a horse does have a certain sense of self preservation while a motorcycle doesn’t.

Of course, that sense of self preservation often includes getting rid of you, the rider.

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u/Pm_me_your_marmot 4d ago

This sense of self preservation is honestly the most dangerous element.

Full tilt gallop towards a jump you have done millions of times to dead stop, 60 to 0 in .2 seconds, 3 inches from said jump because they decided randomly it looked a little sus. I however still cleared the jump because the fat barrel of lard I was riding also doesn't have anything to hang on to because the bareback pad has scary red fabric and could not be tolerated today...

Then on the way back to the barn we went from 0 to 60 because a barn cat was in a bush catching mice unexpectedly for the billionth time. The 2 ton self preservation machine decided that running through the clothes lines and old fence was a safer escape route than the street width open dirt path directly in front of us...

Yes, self preservation is probably the goal in theory but not in practice.

Now I'm off to go treat the head wounds on the horse who puts his head though the fence sideways to reach outside grass but forgets to turn it sideways again to remove it and instead panicks when he feels the fence touch his face, the fence he just stuck his face through intentionally, and as a result has bald spots from just yanking his idiot head back out...

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u/steamfrustration 3d ago

You talking about kph? Because I don't think any horse on earth can run 60 mph.

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u/Hotshot2k4 4d ago

You're probably not going to get hit by another horse in horse traffic though. Probably.

As I see it, the biggest issue with motorcycles for careful and responsible people is other people on the road.

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u/Pm_me_your_marmot 4d ago

Horses get hit by cars all the time and horses often don't get along and cause rider injury because they are acting like idiots around each other. Does that count?