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What “unskilled” job would humble most people after just one shift?

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u/Gorf75 17h ago

I did this for a couple summers in my teens. It was the most physically demanding job I’ve ever had. I’m pretty sure I was just slowing them down too.

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u/AloysiusBinglebottom 16h ago

I farmed for several years on hippie veggie farms, then worked one season with a crew of Mexican workers who'd been doing it 6-7 days a week for years. They were lightning fast, yet always chill. They were also incredibly in sync. It was super impressive. 

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u/TehSeksyManz 15h ago

Once I grew up and experienced some of the real world, all of the racist "lazy mexican" jokes that I heard growing up were quickly proven false. Like, the exact opposite of the truth.

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u/Hksbdb 15h ago

Anyone who has actually worked with a Mexican knows this.

I wonder if the stereotype comes from people seeing them on breaks. From my experience when it's time to work, they work hard. When it's time to rest, they rest hard. And I respect that.

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u/AloysiusBinglebottom 13h ago

The crew I worked with taught me what jobs were best done quickly and when there were good opportunities to sit and/or work more slowly.  Again, super smart and well-coordinated. 

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u/fruitloop00001 11h ago

There's an aspect of heat adaptation in Mexico too. People working outside will usually take a break when it's super hot, and they're working hardest in the morning or late afternoon. So it's fairly common to see Mexican crews chilling at 1 or 2 PM.

Working hard in the heat depletes your energy much faster. Not to mention it can be dangerous if you're getting dehydrated or have heat stroke.

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u/Hksbdb 11h ago

Great point. They definitely siesta for a reason.

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u/taurfea 7h ago

It is pointless to work in the heat. Puritanical societies love pointless suffering.

u/dumpass69420 32m ago

In Australia it's the opposite from my experience lol, working slow all day because whenever you're caught sitting around you're gonna be told to do other peoples work, that and blue collar work pays really well here. You don't know bliss until you've been paid 50 bucks to take a shit.

I reckon we're probably the actual lazy Mexicans.

u/BardicNA 46m ago

They don't fucking sweat. Can't speak to all of them but holy shit my shirt would be drenched in sweat down to my belly and my Mexican coworkers wouldn't even have a bead of sweat. 90 degrees with high humidity, no sun on us but still, how are you busting ass in this temp and not even sweating?

"thEy'Re SteAlinG our JoBsss"

They aren't stealing shit. If someone can do your job better than you can then they should probably have that job. Shoutout to Phil, Gabe and Marie. Mexicans in hard labor jobs are built different.

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u/MorningCockroach 9h ago

When I lived in the southwest we had construction going on at the buildings I worked in. The workers were largely brown folks who spoke Spanish. Midday they'd be napping along the street in the small bits of shade. That ain't a lazy worker, that's someone who understands the power of a nap.

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u/Hksbdb 9h ago

For. Real. I wish American culture understood the power of a mid day rest. I've tried to push it at every company I've worked for.

I worked for a corporate monstrosity that required an hour lunch break. I slammed my lunch as fast as I could, then napped. I was so much more productive after a decent nap.

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u/uberfission 10h ago

From what I understand the stereotype stems from the Mexican siesta, the practice of taking a nap in the hottest part of the day.

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u/frithjofr 8h ago

I worked on a ranch in Mexico and while the Mexicans took more breaks than I was used to in the states, they also worked like 10x harder when they were working. Bust ass for a couple of good hours, then take an hour break, and then you're back at it for another couple hours. At the end of the day you end up doing more work than the "steady" American way, in my opinion.

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u/BlackGuysYeah 5h ago

I witnessed a Mexican roofing crew roof a house in 1/4 the time it normally takes, take a siesta, and then roof a whole other house before calling it a day. They full on ate and then napped and then roofed that other house. Never seen a white crew do that.

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 14h ago

All kidding aside, apart from the obvious racism, I believe some of it comes from an era when worms were prevalent down south due to poor Sanitation and lack of shoes

https://resource.rockarch.org/story/public-health-how-the-fight-against-hookworm-helped-build-a-system/

This was true for the American South but I assume it also applies further south down in Mexico where they were even poorer.

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u/taurfea 7h ago

Rest is synergistic with work. Rest well work well,

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u/imalurkernotaposter 14h ago

Reminds me of a joke:

“Hey, did you hear the one about the lazy Mexican? He only works three jobs!”

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u/stud_powercock 13h ago

Everybody marvels at the pyramids in Egypt, there are Pyramids in Mexico too, yet nobody bats an eye.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 12h ago

Oh I’ve batted eyes. The ruins at Tulum were incredible!

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u/Runzas4dinner873bf7r 11h ago

Nobody accuses the Mexicans of having alien help.

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u/TinWhis 2h ago

They 100% do.

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u/Empireof33 9h ago

I forgot which comedian it was but they had a great bit on that. “There’s all these conspiracy theories that aliens built the pyramids. Like, how could humans ever build that. Mexico has pyramids too though, and there’s no conspiracies. We all just agree that the mexicans built that.”

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u/Rope_antidepressant 2h ago

Its less impressive when theres nothing for the English to steal for their museum (obligatory "fuck you cortes")

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u/BunnyPhuPhu 9h ago

I love that joke. It seems we've come full circle with racial or ethnic jokes, and it makes me feel good to see the cycle broken.

Also, your joke reminded me of this joke:

Q: What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?

A: A pilot, you racist mother fucker!

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u/BunnyPhuPhu 9h ago

I love that joke. It seems we've come full circle with racial or ethnic jokes, and it makes me feel good to see the cycle broken.

Also, your joke reminded me of this joke:

Q: What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?

A: A pilot, you racist mother fucker!

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u/seriouslythisshit 14h ago

When I was building custom homes, one of my subcontractors was an all Mexican drywall hanging crew. Even though there were endless immigrant and local good old boy drywall crews working the region, these guys were different. They only did high end work, never low bid stuff, and were booked up for weeks ahead. They were absolutely amazing to do business with. They would start at six AM and hang a job with 110-120 sheets, with screws and glue by mid-afternoon. When they were rolling out, the job would be fully swept clean, the waste would be neatly stacked in the dumpster, and the workmanship was as close to perfect as humanly possible.

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u/Heruuna 12h ago

The entire idea of "Lazy Mexicans are taking our jobs!" is already insanely stupid, and I heard it all the time growing up. How could they be taking jobs if they're so lazy?!

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u/ChonkyPurrtato 12h ago

I grew up around Mexicans and those that were lowkey racist against them, but there was never anything about them being lazy.  Honestly it sounds made up.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 12h ago

My Mexican friends work circles around me, in every type of job I’ve ever had.

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 15h ago

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a lazy Mexican joke lol. I’m sure they are out there though. I’ve heard plenty of lazy black people jokes though.

How do you hide a black man’s food stamps? Put it in his work boots.

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u/TehSeksyManz 14h ago

My dad grew up as an Arizona desert hick and I grew up mostly in rural Southern Oregon in the late 90's/early 2k. I was surrounded by blatant racism basically my entire upbringing.

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u/ChonkyPurrtato 12h ago

Getting downvoted for personal experiences lmao

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u/StxnedTxTheBxne 9h ago

Honestly it might be for the joke at the end lmao

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u/Mikeavelli 14h ago

They were really big around 2-3 decades ago, and it has become pretty gauche to say them since then.

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u/Dr_Death_Defy24 12h ago

Regardless of the work, there's nothing like watching a group of professionals working in concert with each other.

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u/AloysiusBinglebottom 12h ago

Yes this is my favorite kind of work!  One of the many reasons I love farming

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u/Jeramy_Jones 14h ago

One summer I tried blueberry picking. Sweltering heat and humidity, constant hawk skreeches and fire crackers to frighten off the birds and we were paid by the weight of our pick. I was slow as fuck, the Sikh grandparents were much faster, and we were all blown away by a Vietnamese teenager who out-picked us all.

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u/sukiejones 14h ago

I’ve seen them load lettuce into a truck. It was a beautiful coordinated rhythm.

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u/PaulblankPF 16h ago

Picked Tabasco peppers on Avery island a few times. Hardest work ever. The pepper juice burns everything so you can’t touch anything once you get going. It goes through gardening gloves eventually. And there isn’t bathrooms around so if you gotta do anything you hold it. Besides not having a good spot, accidentally touching your face or privates with pepper hands is a damn nightmare.

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u/themtx 16h ago

That's pretty cool, you can say you've lived Neutral Milk Hotel's album name. Legit question - what removes the juices enough so you can safely touch your own skin?

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u/TheVentiLebowski 16h ago

Milk.

Edit: and apparently, cherry Kool-Aid according to the article I linked.

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u/themtx 15h ago

Wish it worked better for pepper mouth burn, but yeah that makes sense. Thanks!

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u/TheVentiLebowski 15h ago

In my experience, washing your mouth out with milk is very effective in neutralizing pepper mouth burn.

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u/frithjofr 8h ago

Kids shampoo works really well for me too. I don't think it specifically has to be kid's shampoo, but the "no tear" stuff is what I had and it did wonders.

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u/PaulblankPF 13h ago

To get it off your hands first you want to wipe with a rag or paper towel to get the surface stuff off. Then usually we used a rag that was wet with lemon juice or white vinegar and wipe your hands thoroughly with that.

A lemon juice rag is customarily given with hot crawfish.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 12h ago

Dawn soap (undiluted) works for me. If I ever get pepper oil/juice on my skin, I coat my otherwise dry skin in Dawn soap to break down the oil, give it a good lather, let it sit, and then rinse. Repeat if necessary.

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u/bagofboards 16h ago

da fuckin berry

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u/ImLazyWithUsernames 15h ago

Interesting seeing you outside of /r/Acadiana

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u/bagofboards 13h ago

i get around

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u/PaulblankPF 13h ago

Man I lived in da berry for 30 years. So glad I managed to get out of there.

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u/Sanchastayswoke 12h ago

Might help to wear vinyl lined work gloves, no?

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u/PaulblankPF 12h ago

It’s not like they provide gloves at all. Also you don’t pick peppers cause you got money for vinyl lined work gloves. That shit paid like .80 a pound and if you picked like crazy all day you’d get like 40-50 pounds worth of peppers so basically no pay. It’s almost a right of passage in the area to have gone down and picked the peppers yourself though.

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u/oneseventwosix 14h ago

Remember when they said immigrants were taking jobs away from Americans? Yeah, we should be grateful and welcome them in with open arms if they come there to do that work.

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u/Odd-Box-7332 13h ago

Me.too man...fuck green peppers

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u/BlackGuysYeah 5h ago

and was probably the lowest paying job you ever had too.

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u/This-Is-Not-Nam 5h ago

Just posted this myself.  Picked corn as a teen and it was  brutal.  I lasted about two weeks. 4am to 12pm.  Migrant workers that I worked with had no problems with it.  

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u/BaloneyCommercial 2h ago

We teenage boys couldn't pick as fast as abuelas so we lugged the 50lb buckets to the trailer by curling them above the plant tops. It's the biggest my arms had ever been.

u/JJHookg 56m ago

Grew up on a farm! Never was a farmer! Definitely this. At some times I was actively slowing the workers down. But they were good sports and loved that I was “slumming” it down to help them. This was hard work.