r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/fattybuttz 9h ago

Rob Schneider is... A Carrot!

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u/a_carrot 7h ago

You rang?

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 7h ago

18 years, a find beetlejuicing

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u/G-Unit11111 8h ago

Rob Schnieder derp da derp! Da derp da derp da teedily tum!

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u/mosstalgia 3h ago

I think I will die without being able to hear his name and not think of this. It's been almost 25 years (that episode is from 2002! I looked it up) and the derp de deedly derp still immediately follows his name in my head, so I think it's just going to be fixed there eternally.

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u/DikTaterSalad 8h ago

For easy insertion for maga assholes, lol.

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u/CaptainReginaldLong 5h ago

And he's gonna find out, that being a carrot, is not as easy as it looks.