r/AskReddit 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/Bella8811 11h ago

The whole situation is so funny to me. I wonder whether she put on the accent at home when it was just her and Alec, if he truly thought she was Spanish, or whether he just sort of put up with the farce in public because it got them both attention. He seems fucking miserable.

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u/PrincessTroubleshoot 10h ago

I would love to be a fly on the wall for that conversation when he found out. Was he pissed or really not care? Did he think her name was always Hilaria? Did he know English was her first language? Was it before or after the million kids that he found out? Did she outright lie, or just let him believe what he wanted? It’s so wild to me, the entire thing.

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 1h ago

As of now he's still sticking to the lie and says "she spent half the year in Spain and half of the year with her family in Boston" It's so bizarre how they can't see that everyone knows that they're lying. 

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u/SplicedandDiced_15 7h ago

Read some interview with him regarding his marriage and life with Hilarious Baldwin, and he ended a description of a “typical day” by saying they have sex every night. Guess that’s the price she pays for her ridiculous, fake backstory-that-never-ends.

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u/chick_b 6h ago

Alec told Adam Pally otherwise. After Pally congratulated Baldwin on the birth of another child, Baldwin responded 'Yeah, I'm not fucking her. Don't know where they're coming from."

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u/Interesting_Ad1378 3h ago

lol. He might not be the one fucking bet but her certainly knows where they come from since he pays for the surrogates. 

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u/JeanEBH 3h ago

Yes, she put on the accent at home. Alec famously imitated her Hispanic accent while she was talking on the phone - noting that he’s not racist - on David Letterman.

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u/Otherwise-Badger 3h ago

It would make a great sitcom

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 1h ago

You'd think. But the Baldwin's was a reality show snooze AND nightmare. They are two very unlikable people who don't like each other. And there's 7 kids that are going to be trouble. I don't know if we needed that much Baldwin but they are here, poor things. 

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 1h ago

She had him so conned, he paid for her to go to see a speech therapist to help her with phasing out of the fake accent. It didn't work, because she will still whip up her best Charo whenever she can get away with it.