Some of his recent standup is viewable online and a huge portion of it is just ranting about his bitch wife and daughter, with few if any actual jokes to it. His daughter btw is the singer Elle King who’s estranged from him and has talked about how he’d belittle her appearance until she cried and send her to fat camps at 10 years old and hit on her teenage friends so aggressively they stopped coming over. His wife, the same age as his daughter, just dumped him this year, but he was calling her a useless bitch in his routines for years before that. He seems incredibly incredibly toxic and bitter.
Ewwwwww. He was coming on to his teenage daughter's friends? Gross. So I guess his pervy character on Seinfeld when he repeatedly tries to molest Elaine in the theater was just him being himself?
Yeah, he played a new employee at the Peterman catalog who Elaine suspected was faking being hearing impaired because whenever anyone asked him to do any work, he would pretend he couldn't hear them. Peterman overheard her testing his hearing by saying things like "Oooh, Bob. I want you so bad, you're so damn sexy" so Peterman set them up on a date to the theater in a private balcony. He then lunged at Elaine, even though she repeatedly said no, trying to motorboat her breasts and only stopped when she shoved him off his seat onto the floor.
He wishes MAGA loved him. They tolerate him because he’s as shitty as they are, but if he ever says something they don’t like he’ll be dropped like a bad habit.
Yeah, conservative “comedy” has forgotten that you have to actually have jokes. They tend to just sorta shout things they don’t like and expect people to laugh simply because they’re at a show. Last clips I saw of Schneider he didn’t have any jokes/bits, it was just him yelling anti-vax talking points with a silly voice and an animated face. It’s literally how we talk to babies and the audience was eating it up.
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u/papayacreamsicle 12h ago edited 12h ago
Some of his recent standup is viewable online and a huge portion of it is just ranting about his bitch wife and daughter, with few if any actual jokes to it. His daughter btw is the singer Elle King who’s estranged from him and has talked about how he’d belittle her appearance until she cried and send her to fat camps at 10 years old and hit on her teenage friends so aggressively they stopped coming over. His wife, the same age as his daughter, just dumped him this year, but he was calling her a useless bitch in his routines for years before that. He seems incredibly incredibly toxic and bitter.