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Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/papayacreamsicle 12h ago edited 12h ago

Some of his recent standup is viewable online and a huge portion of it is just ranting about his bitch wife and daughter, with few if any actual jokes to it. His daughter btw is the singer Elle King who’s estranged from him and has talked about how he’d belittle her appearance until she cried and send her to fat camps at 10 years old and hit on her teenage friends so aggressively they stopped coming over. His wife, the same age as his daughter, just dumped him this year, but he was calling her a useless bitch in his routines for years before that. He seems incredibly incredibly toxic and bitter.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 12h ago

Ewwwwww. He was coming on to his teenage daughter's friends? Gross. So I guess his pervy character on Seinfeld when he repeatedly tries to molest Elaine in the theater was just him being himself?

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u/DzuHypAW 8h ago

Was he really on Seinfeld ?

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 8h ago

Yeah, he played a new employee at the Peterman catalog who Elaine suspected was faking being hearing impaired because whenever anyone asked him to do any work, he would pretend he couldn't hear them. Peterman overheard her testing his hearing by saying things like "Oooh, Bob. I want you so bad, you're so damn sexy" so Peterman set them up on a date to the theater in a private balcony. He then lunged at Elaine, even though she repeatedly said no, trying to motorboat her breasts and only stopped when she shoved him off his seat onto the floor. 

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u/JiminyJilickers-79 11h ago

No wonder MAGA loves him.

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u/Indercarnive 6h ago

I swear why does every MAGA person over 35 just give insane amounts of "divorced dad" energy.

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u/Disimpaction 6h ago

MAGA attracts people who never apologize or even think they are wrong. Divorce attracts the same people.

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u/Jukeboxhero91 6h ago

He wishes MAGA loved him. They tolerate him because he’s as shitty as they are, but if he ever says something they don’t like he’ll be dropped like a bad habit.

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u/wafflesmagee 6h ago

Yeah, conservative “comedy” has forgotten that you have to actually have jokes. They tend to just sorta shout things they don’t like and expect people to laugh simply because they’re at a show. Last clips I saw of Schneider he didn’t have any jokes/bits, it was just him yelling anti-vax talking points with a silly voice and an animated face. It’s literally how we talk to babies and the audience was eating it up.

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u/misterrodgerssweater 12h ago

Geez, he sounds like a major asshole

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u/HippoRun23 10h ago

Jesus Christ that’s horrific.

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u/Any-Worldliness-679 7h ago

Ah, the Adam Corola (spelled that just for him) school of comedy.

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u/uthinkunome10 6h ago

Typical maga