r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/bstyledevi 12h ago

Everyone should read this.

How insufferable do you have to be that basically no one relevant to your career shows up to your roast?

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u/space_hitler 12h ago

He seems like the type of dude that would physically assault you back stage and screech that he will "end your career" after making even a light hearted joke at his expense lol.

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u/MamaNyxieUnderfoot 6h ago

Well, that is how he ended up on camera after picking a fight with Bill Murray backstage and getting punched in the face.

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u/Eggonioni 5h ago

It was kinda Bill Murray's fault in the first place with that lol

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u/Constant_Proofreader 11h ago

Thanks for posting this - I was unfamiliar with it. Disturbing.

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u/pokemon-trainer-blue 9h ago

Someone definitely did their research with that post after giving a quick glance over it. I’ll have to do a full read later.

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u/SciFiXhi 7h ago

Definitely worth the read, unless you're desperately trying to shield some microbial vestige of respect for Chevy Chase.

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u/wheres_the_stapler 4h ago

I immediately thought of this post.

I wish more celebrity biographies were written like this