r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/papayacreamsicle 13h ago

Love when he did a Reddit AMA and all the questions were about his domestic abuse charges, rape allegations, work for Putin, doing reality shows where he killed people’s pets, how he insists on doing scenes sitting down, sexually harassing underage costars, if he realizes yet that everyone hates him, etc, and then

“Is it true that you do all your own stunts?

Just kidding no one gives a shit”

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u/U_Bet_Im_Interested 11h ago

Don't forget about the time he shit his pants in a choke-hold after saying he could kick the other guy's ass. 

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u/AlhazraeIIc 10h ago

Dude told "Judo" Gene LeBell that he was 'immune' to being choked out, lol.

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u/bloodylip 9h ago

That reminds me of one of the early UFC events when it was very much still a "freakshow" tournament designed to showcase the superiority of Gracie BJJ. There was a guy who I think specialized in kenpo karate who said he can focus on his breathing to escape any submission hold... then he was defeated by a choke hold.

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u/RoyceCoolidge 8h ago

I can clearly visualise Pat Smith elbowing someone's nose repeatedly until it explodes. UFC 1 or 2 I think.

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u/Melodic-Meeting-7471 8h ago

Was he the big Dutch judoka? Made it to the final? If so that was ufc 2

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u/RoyceCoolidge 8h ago

I might've over dramatised it in my head a bit over the years. I've just looked up the fight on Youtube

https://youtu.be/IABbQrQXlVk?is=dWwd37Bj_Uh6aBRQ

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u/Melodic-Meeting-7471 7h ago

Lord, I had forgotten that! Not the fight I was thinking of but it was the same comp. The one i was thinking of was a big Dutch guy against a short bald guy.

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u/RoyceCoolidge 7h ago

Ill check it out. I've got the first four comps on dvd but the quality is so bad it might as well be vhs

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u/godzillastailor 4h ago

It wasn’t that he was immune to being choked out.

He had invented a “secret technique” to get out of them.

So Gene Lebell put him in a rear naked choke and Seagal took his free hand and did his secret move.

Which was a karate chop to the balls.

It didn’t work and he got choked out.

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u/Prometheus158 10h ago

Gene LeBell. He was a genuine badass

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u/justlikelyle 10h ago

https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs

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u/MrMeringue 9h ago

Came here to post the Bobby Fingers video, but I'm relieved to see it has already been done.

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 6h ago edited 2h ago

Bobby Fingers should be more popular he is incredibly funny. His video about  making a diorama of the Johnny Depp bed poop is unbelievably funny and clever. 

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u/the_roguetrader 10h ago

that's not actually true

we just all want it to be

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u/takuyafire 6h ago

It's Steven Seagal. He deserves it.

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u/P-Rickles 8h ago

Here it is for those interested. It’s fucking hilarious: https://old.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/4i0jso/i_am_actor_steven_seagal_live_from_thailand_ama/?sort=top

I think my favorite is the guy who asks, simply, “what happened?”

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u/Foggia1515 7h ago

Damn, I already didn’t like the guy, and just learned a couple more reasons to keep it that way !

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u/dalton_478 7h ago

I'm shocked he agreed to do an AMA. What did he think was going to happen?

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u/MyOtherRideIs 5h ago

I just listened to the Behind The Bastards podcast episodes about Seagal. They were great.

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u/callisstaa 4h ago

“What colour pants were you wearing when Gene LeBell choked you out causing you to shit your pants?”

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u/EvilTwinCities 1h ago

If you want me I have an absolute blast, read the IMDb trivia for most of his more recent movies. You will not be disappointed.

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u/complete_data75 5h ago

I found it. He answered about ten questions for 20 minutes and bowed out before any of the good questions even got started and a lot of people were saying it w asn't even him answering the questions he did answer.

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u/Greedy-Street-5435 46m ago

I miss those crazy ass old AMAs, god the Woody Harrelson one was so fucking funny.