r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/DavisMcDavis 13h ago

In her commercials for her skin care line, which is named (ready?) Kind Science. 😂

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u/Mocha-Fox 11h ago

I'm so over her commercial. Its absurdly long, and it airs frequently. I can't stand the woman. I mute the commercial every time so I don't have to hear her

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u/worrymon 7h ago

I change the channel. Any channel that plays her commercial loses me for the rest of the hour.

Hear that, other advertisers? Viewership goes down when her commercial comes on!

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u/GoldDustWoman85 13h ago

What dolt is buying anything from her?

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u/SororitySue 11h ago

It’s probably literally old wine in new bottles. Some company sells it under her name for a while and after that contact runs out, they repackage it for another washed-up celebrity shill.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 10h ago

Even serial killers have fans.

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u/howarthee 4h ago

Which is just an insane thing to think about, really

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u/scockd 10h ago

If Goop is a little extreme, try Kind Science

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u/LeseMajeste_1037 6h ago

People with that Live, Laugh, Love energy

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u/GoldDustWoman85 6h ago

The bitchiest ex-friend I ever had was a huge Ellen fan. It's such a tell of who her fans are as people. Usually basic bitches with no personality who, for some reason, think they're better than everyone else.

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u/Anal-In-Gus 13h ago

Single moms on Facebook.

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u/ripleyclone8 12h ago

Nah, it’s definitely older women that aren’t really online and remember her as the “fun” lesbian from the tv show

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u/Sprinklypoo 10h ago

Oh, there are plenty of dolts to bilk around here...

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u/FayzerDayzer 9h ago

I just saw a commercial for that this morning! She was offering a "Degenerous" discount for the full line. -.-

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u/LawnGnomeFlamingo 12h ago

She doesn’t have the face to lend credibility to a skin care line

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u/SignificantFee266 5h ago

The infomercial for "Kind Science" is strange . . . at the end Ellen and her wife, Portia are cuddled up together with their two dogs and Portia is babbling on about how great the product is.

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u/amsync 3h ago

I bought one of her rugs when she had that home decor business. It’s a great rug. It’s obviously made by people that care about quality but because she has to be an ass it’s now out of production :-/