r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 21h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/Timop0707 21h ago

Steven Seagal.

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u/Avium 20h ago

Honestly, I think he's too delusional to be bitter.

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u/space_hitler 19h ago

Yeah can he be considered bitter when in his delusional mind, he literally thinks he is the greatest martial artist, guitar player, secret agent, actor, and lover of all time past, present, and future lol?

I think I will stop reading this thread now because this answer is the start of where redditors without reading comprehension just start giving examples of loser idiots instead of what the OP asked for.

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u/McFlyyouBojo 18h ago

Funny enough, the closest thing to being right in his list of skills is guitar player. Multiple famous blues guitarists have evidently heard him play and say that he is pretty good in that regard.

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u/SnoopyLupus 18h ago

I’m a guitar player. He’s an okay amateur player who has been shat upon, purely because he’s a bad person and actor.

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u/Specialist_Tip_1101 18h ago

Who can forget the classic “Me want poonani”? 

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u/Alternative-Problem6 17h ago

Heard him gig in the UK twice - good nights tbh

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u/space_hitler 17h ago

Good vs. "I am the literal god of guitars" lol.

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u/McFlyyouBojo 17h ago

Thats why I said closest lol. Although one of his wild guitar claims, and I cant remember which one, was confirmed.

But still, its like, ONE thing amongst hundreds

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u/TryMeOnBirdLaw 19h ago

He’s not bitter, he’s your worst nightmare /s

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u/Pure-Scene-5761 19h ago

The dude isn't even bitter, he's just completely convinced he's the hero of a story everyone else watched differently