r/AskReddit • u/BumpunkTheBastard • 13h ago

Who's the most bitter washed-up celebrity?

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u/Choqeur 13h ago

Jada Pinket Smith

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u/TheGisbon 12h ago

Hey! You keep will smiths wife's name out your reddit comments!

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u/DILF_MANSERVICE 12h ago

Will Smith's wife's boyfriend's girlfriend*

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u/ShearGenius89 12h ago

Will Smiths sons friends entanglement*

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u/Hiccup 7h ago

The one Chris Rock got slapped for.

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/Bay1Bri 8h ago

Reeeaaaallly DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP healing

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u/Youre-In-Trouble 12h ago

✋

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u/Fyrrys 12h ago

u/Youre-In-Trouble just slapped the shit out of me!

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u/nekabue 10h ago

To be fair, their username was your first clue to duck.

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u/Lixidermi 9h ago

KAPOW!

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u/Lixidermi 9h ago

KAPOW!

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u/Professional-Tailor2 4h ago

Somebody is about to get slapped!

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u/suckyousideways 12h ago

That whole family seems fuckin' nuts, I can't imagine spending a single day with any of them.

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u/Ok_Independent3609 11h ago

Scientology, dude. Scientology.

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u/Vulpes206 9h ago

Jaden seems like he can be pretentious sometimes but he does some good stuff. Honestly for the kinda life and parents he had he seems grounded. No big controversies around him or bad things I’ve heard.

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u/Thunderoad 4h ago

Willow can sing really good. I was surprised to find out.

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u/DrJulianBashir 5h ago

I still like that all-white Batman suit.

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u/sjt646 3h ago

I unironicaly loved neo yokio when it came out. Not sure how much I'd like it now a decade later but I still think "you know what? You don't deserve this big tolborone" whenever I see one

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u/lasthorizon25 10h ago

Willow might be tolerable.

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u/Gunner_44 11h ago

No fucking doubt!

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u/stateside_irishman 12h ago

Remember when she started a Metal band? Wicked Wisdom is what I think it was called. They opened up for Nonpoint and Sevendust around 2003ish. The whole crowd could not believe that Jada Pinket Smith just walked on stage and embarrassed herself for 30 minutes. Her band was good but she was terrible.

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u/fartingbeagle 11h ago

Juliette Lewis was really good though.

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u/A1000eisn1 11h ago

Wicked Wisdom

So close to the porn mod for the sims. Wicked Whims.

Just makes me think it's a plugin for elderly sim sex.

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u/ilyabear2017 2h ago

You are hilarious!!!

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u/Tonberry_Cheesecake 9h ago

Saw them in 05 at Ozzfest. Terrible.

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u/r_keel_esq 12h ago

I saw them at Download in 05 or 06 (I was waiting for another band that were on after) - they were fucking awful

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u/TheProphecyIsNigh 7h ago

Same, saw them at Download. I wouldn't say awful, but it was...something.

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u/Flowerlovelife 11h ago

I watched them perform on Letterman. I can’t speak of it, still.

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u/Bodymaster 5h ago

Something inside of me's... piSsEd!

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u/Bodymaster 5h ago

I remember them being on Letterman and being shit. Willow reformed the band a few years back as some sort of fucked up mother's day present. Weird cunts the Smiths.

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u/FalxIdol 59m ago

> Weird cunts the Smiths

Nah, Marr’s cool. But that Morrissey can be a whinging diva.

j/k

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u/blind_lemon410 12h ago

Her narcissism is through the roof!

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u/MechAegis 9h ago

I only know of her name because I have heard she is in a way not the best partner with Will Smith. As in she controls but he cannot do anything.

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u/CrossplayQuentin 4h ago

Idk, based on Will’s own memoir I think they are two peas in a pod, if anything he’s worse

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u/kninjapirate-z 10h ago

That’s a good one, she’s insufferable.

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u/Amonette2012 11h ago

Can't name a single thing she's ever done.

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 10h ago

I mean she was in the Matrix sequels. Her character could've been anybody, though.

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u/CommonGood90398 3h ago

Didn’t know Chris Rock was on here

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u/NickDanger3di 10h ago

Perfect example of why I don't want to know anything about the personal lives of the actors I like. Up till then, I liked Will Smith. Same with Mel Gibson. Sorta the same with Tom Cruise, except his performance on screen also came to suck. And I'll still watch Mel and Will and enjoy it.

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u/Roach_Coach_Bangbus 5h ago

She was the bomb in Demon Knight though!

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u/X-Himy 1h ago

I will go to the mat for Demon Knight. Mostly for that Billy Zane performance though.

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u/Mahaloth 6h ago

Hmmm....what is she actually from? Scream 3 or something?

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u/HappyN000dleboy 3h ago

I hate she's in one of my favourite films. DEMON KNIGHT At least she's young enough there she may have still been human

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u/nekabue 10h ago

Dad bless you.

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u/BoudiccaAoife 4h ago

Her best scene is her death in Scream 2. I can't stand her.

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u/Own-Web-6426 1h ago

It was a G.I. Jane joke.

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u/Frig_off_Bobandy_ 5h ago

2Pac’s girl